He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. Fred Allen Funny, Praise You May Also Like I can live for two months on a good compliment. By Mark Twain Compliment, Praise Freedom is just chaos, with better lighting. By ALAN DEAN FOSTER Freedom, Funny Figures won’t lie, but liars will figure. By Charles H. Grosvenor (attrib.) Accountants, Accounting, Facts, Funny, Lying Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. :) By Anonymous Diet, Dieting, Funny The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them. By Robert Frost Funny, Status Nothing is ever accomplished by committee unless it consists of three members, one of who happens to be sick and the other absent. By HENDRIK VAN LOON Committee, Decision making, Funny, Time waste You May Also Like from Fred Allen Advertising agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. By Fred Allen Advertising, Sarcastic A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. By Fred Allen Funny, Hopelessness, Inaction, Meetings, Team work
Figures won’t lie, but liars will figure. By Charles H. Grosvenor (attrib.) Accountants, Accounting, Facts, Funny, Lying
The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them. By Robert Frost Funny, Status
Nothing is ever accomplished by committee unless it consists of three members, one of who happens to be sick and the other absent. By HENDRIK VAN LOON Committee, Decision making, Funny, Time waste
Advertising agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. By Fred Allen Advertising, Sarcastic
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. By Fred Allen Funny, Hopelessness, Inaction, Meetings, Team work
