I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation. George Bernard Shaw Funny, Public speaking You May Also Like Like dear St Francis of Assisi I am wedded to Poverty: but in my case the marriage is not a success. By Oscar Wilde Funny, Poverty Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. By Anonymous Depression, Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic The feminist surge will crest when a lady named Arabella, flounces and ruffles and all, can rise to the top of a Fortune 500 corporation. By Alma Denny Business, Corporation, Daily quotes, Feminism, Funny Most of the evils of life arise from man’s inability to sit still in a room. By Blaise Pascal Funny, Life, Sarcastic Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who do. By Robert K. Mueller Egotism, Funny, Narcissism I’ll never make the mistake of bein’ seventy again! By Casey Stengel Age, Aging, Funny, Life, Old age You May Also Like from George Bernard Shaw The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. By George Bernard Shaw Discontent, Motivational, Progress, Reason You don’t learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. By George Bernard Shaw Inspirational, Motivational, Powerful, Success, Wise Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. By George Bernard Shaw Death, Funny, Laughing, Life, Sarcastic Success covers many blunders. By George Bernard Shaw Comforting, Motivational, Success, Wise He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. By George Bernard Shaw Achievement, Empowering, Inspirational, Motivational, Success All great truths begin as blasphemies. By George Bernard Shaw Truth
Like dear St Francis of Assisi I am wedded to Poverty: but in my case the marriage is not a success. By Oscar Wilde Funny, Poverty
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