No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. George Bernard Shaw Consultants, Funny, Jobs, Sarcastic, Specialists You May Also Like A man of courage never needs weapons, but he may need bail. By Ethel Watts Mumford Courage, Funny What orators lack in depth they make up for in length By Baron de Montesquieu Funny, Public speaking Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. By Will Rogers Funny Computers are definitely smarter than people. When’s the last time you heard of six computers getting together to form a committee? :) By Anonymous Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcasm The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Economics, Funny, Rewarding, Taxes Two things are bad for the heart—running uphill and running down people. By Bernard Gimbel Health, Sarcastic You May Also Like from George Bernard Shaw A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth. By George Bernard Shaw Happiness, Hell, Life, Powerful, Short Virtue consists, not in abstaining from vice, but in not desiring it. By George Bernard Shaw Vice, Virtue People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don’t believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can’t find them, make them. By George Bernard Shaw Circumstance, Inspirational, Motivational, Perseverance, Uplifting My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then say it with the utmost levity By George Bernard Shaw Public speaking, Wise The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that’s the essence of inhumanity. By George Bernard Shaw Giving back, Indifference, Meaningful, Nice I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation. By George Bernard Shaw Funny, Public speaking
Computers are definitely smarter than people. When’s the last time you heard of six computers getting together to form a committee? :) By Anonymous Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcasm
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Economics, Funny, Rewarding, Taxes
Two things are bad for the heart—running uphill and running down people. By Bernard Gimbel Health, Sarcastic
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth. By George Bernard Shaw Happiness, Hell, Life, Powerful, Short
Virtue consists, not in abstaining from vice, but in not desiring it. By George Bernard Shaw Vice, Virtue
People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don’t believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can’t find them, make them. By George Bernard Shaw Circumstance, Inspirational, Motivational, Perseverance, Uplifting
My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then say it with the utmost levity By George Bernard Shaw Public speaking, Wise
The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that’s the essence of inhumanity. By George Bernard Shaw Giving back, Indifference, Meaningful, Nice
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation. By George Bernard Shaw Funny, Public speaking
