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Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. By Doc Blakeley Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
An actor’s a guy who, if you ain’t talking about him, ain’t listening. By Marlon Brando Egotism, Narcissism
Pay no attention to what the critics say. A statue has never been erected in honor of a critic. By JEAN SIBELIUS Criticism, Funny, Positive, Uplifting
About the time we can make both ends meet, somebody moves the ends. By Herbert Hoover Budget, Funny, Personal finance
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. By E. B. White Funny