Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. George Jean Nathan Age, Aging, Funny, Humor, Middle Age You May Also Like I don’t care how old you get, I think a woman ought to stay sexy for her husband. By Tammy Faye Bakker Age, Aging, Middle Age You go to a psychiatrist when you’re slightly cracked and keep going until you’re completely cracked. By Anonymous Depression, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic The advantage of doing one’s praising for oneself is that one can lay it on thick and exactly in the right places. By Samuel Butler Funny, Praise Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. By Stuart Henderson Britt Advertising, Funny, Sarcastic I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. By Harry S. Truman Children, Family, Funny, Light Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. By Tom Stoppard Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age, Wisdom You May Also Like from George Jean Nathan No man thinks clearly when his fists are clenched. By George Jean Nathan Anger, Quotable, Wise No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched. By George Jean Nathan Peace
I don’t care how old you get, I think a woman ought to stay sexy for her husband. By Tammy Faye Bakker Age, Aging, Middle Age
You go to a psychiatrist when you’re slightly cracked and keep going until you’re completely cracked. By Anonymous Depression, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic
The advantage of doing one’s praising for oneself is that one can lay it on thick and exactly in the right places. By Samuel Butler Funny, Praise
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. By Stuart Henderson Britt Advertising, Funny, Sarcastic
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. By Harry S. Truman Children, Family, Funny, Light
