I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses. Heinrich Heine Funny, Public speaking You May Also Like Like dear St Francis of Assisi I am wedded to Poverty: but in my case the marriage is not a success. By Oscar Wilde Funny, Poverty I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. By Barry Gray Funny, Health, Healthy living, Sport Middle age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. By Irvin Cobb Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. By Casey Stengel Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. By Robert Frost Bosses, Funny, Management, Work People who say money can’t buy happiness just don’t know where to shop. By Tom Shivers Funny, Money, Shopping You May Also Like from Heinrich Heine No author is a man of genius to his publisher. By Heinrich Heine Authorship, Genius, Publishing
Like dear St Francis of Assisi I am wedded to Poverty: but in my case the marriage is not a success. By Oscar Wilde Funny, Poverty
I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. By Barry Gray Funny, Health, Healthy living, Sport
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The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. By Casey Stengel Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management
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