The easiest way to stay awake during an after-dinner speech is to deliver it. Herman Herst Jr. Funny, Public speaking You May Also Like Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Be as vague as possible: this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. By Harry Chapman Business, Committees, Doubt, Funny, Sarcastic Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. By Anonymous Diet, Dieting, Funny Business? It’s quite simple. It’s other people’s money. By Alexandre Dumas (fils) Business, Funny, Sarcastic Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. By Anonymous Depression, Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That is deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? By Jean Kerr Beauty, Funny I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp: I know what I ought to do, but I don’t know where to begin. By Stephen Bayne Funny, Motivational, Public speaking, Success
Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Be as vague as possible: this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. By Harry Chapman Business, Committees, Doubt, Funny, Sarcastic
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I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That is deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? By Jean Kerr Beauty, Funny
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