The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least possible amount of hissing. J. B. COLBERT Funny, Taxes You May Also Like I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. By Mark Twain Funny, Rich, Wealth A perfectionist is a man who takes infinite pains and gives them to others. By Alan Benner Excellence, Funny, Perfectionism, Quality My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she’s as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. By Mark Twain Bragging, Funny, Quotable The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. By Will Rogers (attrib.) America, Economics, Golf, Taxes Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. By E. B. White Funny
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. By Mark Twain Funny, Rich, Wealth
A perfectionist is a man who takes infinite pains and gives them to others. By Alan Benner Excellence, Funny, Perfectionism, Quality
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she’s as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. By Mark Twain Bragging, Funny, Quotable
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. By Will Rogers (attrib.) America, Economics, Golf, Taxes
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. By E. B. White Funny
