The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least possible amount of hissing. J. B. COLBERT Funny, Taxes You May Also Like I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me. By Hunter S. Thompson Abstinence, Alcohol, Funny, Moderation, Sarcastic You go to a psychiatrist when you’re slightly cracked and keep going until you’re completely cracked. By Anonymous Depression, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. By Robert Louis Stevenson Funny, Joke I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind. By Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist Taxation without representation is tyranny. By James Otis (attrib.) Economics, Taxes, Tyranny I too had thoughts once of being an intellectual, but I found it too difficult. By Albert Schweitzer Funny, Intellectuals, Thinking, Thought
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me. By Hunter S. Thompson Abstinence, Alcohol, Funny, Moderation, Sarcastic
You go to a psychiatrist when you’re slightly cracked and keep going until you’re completely cracked. By Anonymous Depression, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic
You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. By Robert Louis Stevenson Funny, Joke
I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind. By Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
I too had thoughts once of being an intellectual, but I found it too difficult. By Albert Schweitzer Funny, Intellectuals, Thinking, Thought
