The way my wife finds fault with me, you’d think there was a reward. Jack Femmon Faults, Funny, Relationship You May Also Like Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat. By Ann Landers Ambition, Daily quotes, Funny, Inspirational, Motivational Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. By George Jean Nathan Age, Aging, Funny, Humor, Middle Age Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. By SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL Failure, Funny, Motivational, Success, Wise Half of the world is composed of people who have something to say and can’t, and the other half have nothing to say and keep on saying it. By Robert Frost Funny, Humorous, Light, Quotable, Wise He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. By Fred Allen Funny, Praise A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing. By Joey Adams Expensive, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat. By Ann Landers Ambition, Daily quotes, Funny, Inspirational, Motivational
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. By George Jean Nathan Age, Aging, Funny, Humor, Middle Age
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. By SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL Failure, Funny, Motivational, Success, Wise
Half of the world is composed of people who have something to say and can’t, and the other half have nothing to say and keep on saying it. By Robert Frost Funny, Humorous, Light, Quotable, Wise
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. By Fred Allen Funny, Praise
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing. By Joey Adams Expensive, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
