The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward. John Maynard Keynes Funny, Intellectual, Taxes You May Also Like A speech is a solemn responsibility. The man who makes a bad thirty-minute speech to two hundred people wastes only a half hour of his own time. But he wastes one hundred hours of the audience’s time which should be a hanging offense. By Jenkin Lloyd Jones Funny, Public speaking, Wise There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. By Benjamin Disraeli Business, Funny, Lie, Statistics The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. By Will Rogers (attrib.) America, Economics, Golf, Taxes Business is what when you don’t have any, you get out of. By Anonymous Business, Funny, Sarcastic You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you knew how seldom they do. By Olin Miller Egotism, Funny, Wise We at Chrysler borrow money the old-fashioned way. We pay it back. By Lee lacocca Borrowing, Credit, Economics, Funny, Money You May Also Like from John Maynard Keynes The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Economics, Funny, Rewarding, Taxes
A speech is a solemn responsibility. The man who makes a bad thirty-minute speech to two hundred people wastes only a half hour of his own time. But he wastes one hundred hours of the audience’s time which should be a hanging offense. By Jenkin Lloyd Jones Funny, Public speaking, Wise
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. By Benjamin Disraeli Business, Funny, Lie, Statistics
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. By Will Rogers (attrib.) America, Economics, Golf, Taxes
You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you knew how seldom they do. By Olin Miller Egotism, Funny, Wise
We at Chrysler borrow money the old-fashioned way. We pay it back. By Lee lacocca Borrowing, Credit, Economics, Funny, Money
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Economics, Funny, Rewarding, Taxes
