The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward. John Maynard Keynes Funny, Intellectual, Taxes You May Also Like In constitutional states, liberty is compensation for heavy taxes; in dictatorships the substitute for liberty is light taxes. By Baron de Montesquieu Economics, Taxes, Tyranny We sell sex. It’s never going to go out of style. By Bob Guccione Funny, Marketing, Sex You go to a psychiatrist when you’re slightly cracked and keep going until you’re completely cracked. By Anonymous Depression, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp: I know what I ought to do, but I don’t know where to begin. By Stephen Bayne Funny, Motivational, Public speaking, Success I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me. By Hunter S. Thompson Abstinence, Alcohol, Funny, Moderation, Sarcastic An actress told Bob Hope she was “approaching forty.” The comedian couldn’t help wondering from what direction. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age You May Also Like from John Maynard Keynes The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Economics, Funny, Rewarding, Taxes
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I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp: I know what I ought to do, but I don’t know where to begin. By Stephen Bayne Funny, Motivational, Public speaking, Success
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me. By Hunter S. Thompson Abstinence, Alcohol, Funny, Moderation, Sarcastic
An actress told Bob Hope she was “approaching forty.” The comedian couldn’t help wondering from what direction. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Economics, Funny, Rewarding, Taxes
