I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. Mae West Funny You May Also Like Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid. By Mark Twain Achievement, Confidence, Funny, Success, Uplifting Flattery is all right—if you don’t inhale. By Adlai Stevenson Compliment, Funny, Praise A group of the unfit appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. By Carl C. Byers Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic The closest to perfection a person comes is when he fills out a job application form. By STANLEY J. RANDALL Appearances, Funny Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They know how it’s done; they’ve seen it done every day; but they’re unable to do it themselves. By BRENDAN BEHAN Criticism, Funny, Wise What’s the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What’s the second? Tautology. What’s the third? Tautology. By Richard Steele Funny, Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic You May Also Like from Mae West When you’ve got the personality, you don’t need the nudity. By Mae West Funny, Identity, Personality Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. By Mae West Decision making, Quotable, Short I never loved a person the way I loved myself. By Mae West Egotism, Narcissism
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid. By Mark Twain Achievement, Confidence, Funny, Success, Uplifting
A group of the unfit appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. By Carl C. Byers Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
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