I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. Mae West Funny You May Also Like The feminist surge will crest when a lady named Arabella, flounces and ruffles and all, can rise to the top of a Fortune 500 corporation. By Alma Denny Business, Corporation, Daily quotes, Feminism, Funny Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. By Stuart Henderson Britt Advertising, Funny, Sarcastic After my screen test, the director clapped his hands gleefully and yelled, “She can’t talk! She can’t act! She’s sensational!” By Ava Gardner Funny, Light, Talent Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. By George Bernard Shaw Death, Funny, Laughing, Life, Sarcastic Laughter is inner jogging. By Norman Cousins Funny, Jogging, Laughter, Life, Wise Hearing all this praise makes me feel like the soul on Judgment Day who rose, looked at the words on his tombstone, and remarked, “Either I’m in the wrong hole or someone is a terrible liar.” By Anonymus Awards, Funny, Praise You May Also Like from Mae West When you’ve got the personality, you don’t need the nudity. By Mae West Funny, Identity, Personality Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. By Mae West Decision making, Quotable, Short I never loved a person the way I loved myself. By Mae West Egotism, Narcissism
The feminist surge will crest when a lady named Arabella, flounces and ruffles and all, can rise to the top of a Fortune 500 corporation. By Alma Denny Business, Corporation, Daily quotes, Feminism, Funny
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. By Stuart Henderson Britt Advertising, Funny, Sarcastic
After my screen test, the director clapped his hands gleefully and yelled, “She can’t talk! She can’t act! She’s sensational!” By Ava Gardner Funny, Light, Talent
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. By George Bernard Shaw Death, Funny, Laughing, Life, Sarcastic
Hearing all this praise makes me feel like the soul on Judgment Day who rose, looked at the words on his tombstone, and remarked, “Either I’m in the wrong hole or someone is a terrible liar.” By Anonymus Awards, Funny, Praise
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. By Mae West Decision making, Quotable, Short
