I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. Mae West Funny You May Also Like Experience: a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. By Judith Stern Experience, Funny, Life, Memorable, Quotable The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Economics, Funny, Rewarding, Taxes The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them. By Robert Frost Funny, Status We’ve all been blessed with God-given talents. Mine just happens to be beating people up. By Sugar Ray Leonard Funny I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses. By Heinrich Heine Funny, Public speaking I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal. By Jane Austen Agreeable, Funny You May Also Like from Mae West Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. By Mae West Decision making, Quotable, Short I never loved a person the way I loved myself. By Mae West Egotism, Narcissism When you’ve got the personality, you don’t need the nudity. By Mae West Funny, Identity, Personality
Experience: a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. By Judith Stern Experience, Funny, Life, Memorable, Quotable
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Economics, Funny, Rewarding, Taxes
The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them. By Robert Frost Funny, Status
We’ve all been blessed with God-given talents. Mine just happens to be beating people up. By Sugar Ray Leonard Funny
I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses. By Heinrich Heine Funny, Public speaking
I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal. By Jane Austen Agreeable, Funny
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. By Mae West Decision making, Quotable, Short
