I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. Mae West Funny You May Also Like A group of the unfit appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. By Carl C. Byers Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic Middle age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. By Irvin Cobb Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence. By NEW ENGLAND PROVERB Advice, Funny, Listening, Wise One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I’m having a good time. By Lady Nancy Astor Drink, Funny People who claim to be “original” aren’t giving their parents enough credit. By Anonymous Creativity, Family, Funny, Originality Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I’ll show you a person who doesn’t have enough to do. By Anonymous Action, Funny, Meetings, Team work You May Also Like from Mae West Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. By Mae West Decision making, Quotable, Short I never loved a person the way I loved myself. By Mae West Egotism, Narcissism When you’ve got the personality, you don’t need the nudity. By Mae West Funny, Identity, Personality
A group of the unfit appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. By Carl C. Byers Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
Middle age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. By Irvin Cobb Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I’m having a good time. By Lady Nancy Astor Drink, Funny
People who claim to be “original” aren’t giving their parents enough credit. By Anonymous Creativity, Family, Funny, Originality
Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I’ll show you a person who doesn’t have enough to do. By Anonymous Action, Funny, Meetings, Team work
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