I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. Mae West Funny You May Also Like Freedom is just chaos, with better lighting. By ALAN DEAN FOSTER Freedom, Funny A group of the unfit appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. By Carl C. Byers Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic I have no friends and no enemies—only competitors. By Aristotle Onassis Business, Competition, Friendship, Funny, Strong The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. By David Ogilvie Creativity, Funny, Humor, Lauhter, Positive If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well. By Ruth Carlisle Funny, Health Sometimes I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet—and making meetings end. By Robert Orben Funny, Leadership, Meetings, Wise You May Also Like from Mae West When you’ve got the personality, you don’t need the nudity. By Mae West Funny, Identity, Personality I never loved a person the way I loved myself. By Mae West Egotism, Narcissism Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. By Mae West Decision making, Quotable, Short
A group of the unfit appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. By Carl C. Byers Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
I have no friends and no enemies—only competitors. By Aristotle Onassis Business, Competition, Friendship, Funny, Strong
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If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well. By Ruth Carlisle Funny, Health
Sometimes I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet—and making meetings end. By Robert Orben Funny, Leadership, Meetings, Wise
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