I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. Mae West Funny You May Also Like A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women. By Anonymous Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic Everyone complains of his memory, but no one complains of his judgment. By Duc de La Rochefoucauld Funny, Wisdom I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation. By George Bernard Shaw Funny, Public speaking There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. By Jean Giraudoux Funny, Law, Lawyer, Truth All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. By Grant Wood Funny, Ideas, Light, Originality The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Economics, Funny, Rewarding, Taxes You May Also Like from Mae West When you’ve got the personality, you don’t need the nudity. By Mae West Funny, Identity, Personality Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. By Mae West Decision making, Quotable, Short I never loved a person the way I loved myself. By Mae West Egotism, Narcissism
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I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation. By George Bernard Shaw Funny, Public speaking
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. By Mae West Decision making, Quotable, Short
