I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. Mae West Funny You May Also Like If you think nobody cares you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. By Anonymous Funny, Self-esteem I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. By Noel Coward (attrib.) Funny, Memory Everybody talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it. By Charles Dudley Warner About change, Action, Funny We at Chrysler borrow money the old-fashioned way. We pay it back. By Lee lacocca Borrowing, Credit, Economics, Funny, Money Everyone complains of his memory, but no one complains of his judgment. By Duc de La Rochefoucauld Funny, Wisdom Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. By Clemence Dane Funny, Laughter You May Also Like from Mae West I never loved a person the way I loved myself. By Mae West Egotism, Narcissism Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. By Mae West Decision making, Quotable, Short When you’ve got the personality, you don’t need the nudity. By Mae West Funny, Identity, Personality
If you think nobody cares you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. By Anonymous Funny, Self-esteem
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. By Noel Coward (attrib.) Funny, Memory
Everybody talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it. By Charles Dudley Warner About change, Action, Funny
We at Chrysler borrow money the old-fashioned way. We pay it back. By Lee lacocca Borrowing, Credit, Economics, Funny, Money
Everyone complains of his memory, but no one complains of his judgment. By Duc de La Rochefoucauld Funny, Wisdom
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