I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. Mae West Funny You May Also Like Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. By Henry Ford Funny, Quotable, Thinking A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women. By Anonymous Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive. By Elbert Hubbard Funny, Hope, Life, Sarcastic, Uplifting I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me. By Hunter S. Thompson Abstinence, Alcohol, Funny, Moderation, Sarcastic Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. By Doc Blakeley Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic When a person with experience meets a person with money, the person with experience will get the money. And the person with money will get some experience. By LEONARD LAUDER Experience, Funny, Learning, Money You May Also Like from Mae West Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. By Mae West Decision making, Quotable, Short I never loved a person the way I loved myself. By Mae West Egotism, Narcissism When you’ve got the personality, you don’t need the nudity. By Mae West Funny, Identity, Personality
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. By Henry Ford Funny, Quotable, Thinking
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Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive. By Elbert Hubbard Funny, Hope, Life, Sarcastic, Uplifting
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me. By Hunter S. Thompson Abstinence, Alcohol, Funny, Moderation, Sarcastic
Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. By Doc Blakeley Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
When a person with experience meets a person with money, the person with experience will get the money. And the person with money will get some experience. By LEONARD LAUDER Experience, Funny, Learning, Money
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. By Mae West Decision making, Quotable, Short
