I’m opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. Mark Twain Funny You May Also Like I have always considered applause at the beginning of a lecture a manifestation of faith. If it comes in the middle, it is a sign of hope. And if it comes at the end, it is always charity. By Abraham R. Besdin Funny, Public speaking We sell sex. It’s never going to go out of style. By Bob Guccione Funny, Marketing, Sex Unless one is a genius, it is best to aim at being intelligible. By Anthony Hope Hawkins Advice, Funny, Genius, Intelligence Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. By Samuel Butler Deception, Funny, Lies The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. By Casey Stengel Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management Everybody talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it. By Charles Dudley Warner About change, Action, Funny You May Also Like from Mark Twain Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you, too, can become great. By Mark Twain Great leadership, Inspirational, Leadership, Wise Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. By Mark Twain Embarrassment, Emotions Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time. By Mark Twain Addiction, Habits, Wise The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex, overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. By Mark Twain Action, Inspirational, Positive, Powerful, Procrastination The human race consists of the dangerously insane and such as are not. By Mark Twain Insanity Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. By Mark Twain Advertising
I have always considered applause at the beginning of a lecture a manifestation of faith. If it comes in the middle, it is a sign of hope. And if it comes at the end, it is always charity. By Abraham R. Besdin Funny, Public speaking
Unless one is a genius, it is best to aim at being intelligible. By Anthony Hope Hawkins Advice, Funny, Genius, Intelligence
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. By Samuel Butler Deception, Funny, Lies
The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. By Casey Stengel Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management
Everybody talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it. By Charles Dudley Warner About change, Action, Funny
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you, too, can become great. By Mark Twain Great leadership, Inspirational, Leadership, Wise
Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time. By Mark Twain Addiction, Habits, Wise
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex, overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. By Mark Twain Action, Inspirational, Positive, Powerful, Procrastination
