I’m opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. Mark Twain Funny You May Also Like The real power of labor is that it works. By Anonymous Funny, Labor, Positive, Uplifting, Work Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. By Edward Shepherd Mead Business, Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcastic Among the things money can’t buy is what it used to. By Max Kaujfmann Economics, Funny, Inflation, Sarcastic Don’t be humble. You’re not that great. By Golda Meir Egotism, Funny Sign above bank teller’s stations: TO ERR IS HUMAN; TO FORGIVE IS NOT BANK POLICY. By Anonymous Bankers, Banking, Forgiving, Funny, Sarcastic Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. By Earl Wilson Business, Entrepreneurs, Funny You May Also Like from Mark Twain The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. By Mark Twain Happy, Laughter, Life is beautiful, Positive, Uplifting There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. By Mark Twain Deception, Lies, Statistics Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved. By Mark Twain Death, Grief, Mourning Make it a point to do something every day that you don’t want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. By Mark Twain Duty Forget and forgive. This is not difficult, when properly understood. It means that you are to forget inconvenient duties, and forgive yourself for forgetting. In time, by rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy. By Mark Twain Funny, Indulging, Memory I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one. By Mark Twain Opportunity
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. By Edward Shepherd Mead Business, Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcastic
Among the things money can’t buy is what it used to. By Max Kaujfmann Economics, Funny, Inflation, Sarcastic
Sign above bank teller’s stations: TO ERR IS HUMAN; TO FORGIVE IS NOT BANK POLICY. By Anonymous Bankers, Banking, Forgiving, Funny, Sarcastic
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. By Earl Wilson Business, Entrepreneurs, Funny
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. By Mark Twain Happy, Laughter, Life is beautiful, Positive, Uplifting
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. By Mark Twain Deception, Lies, Statistics
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved. By Mark Twain Death, Grief, Mourning
Make it a point to do something every day that you don’t want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. By Mark Twain Duty
Forget and forgive. This is not difficult, when properly understood. It means that you are to forget inconvenient duties, and forgive yourself for forgetting. In time, by rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy. By Mark Twain Funny, Indulging, Memory
