I’m opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. Mark Twain Funny You May Also Like Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose honest arrogance and have seen no occasion to change. By Frank Lloyd Wright Arrogance, Funny, Honesty, Humility, Humorous I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. By Noel Coward (attrib.) Funny, Memory There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. By Jean Giraudoux Funny, Law, Lawyer, Truth Business is what when you don’t have any, you get out of. By Anonymous Business, Funny, Sarcastic Wife: “You’re always wishing for something you haven’t got.” Husband: “What else is there to wish for?” By Anonymous Daily quotes, Funny, Unhappiness No grand idea was ever born in a conference, but a lot of foolish ideas have died there. By F. Scott Fitzgerald Creativity, Funny, Ideas You May Also Like from Mark Twain Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. By Mark Twain Facts Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. By Mark Twain Advertising The spider looks for a merchant who doesn’t advertise so he can spin a web across his door and lead a life of undisturbed peace. By Mark Twain Advertising, Business, Failure, Sales Obscurity and competence—that is the life that is best worth living. By Mark Twain Fame Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. By Mark Twain Embarrassment, Emotions Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. By Mark Twain Advice, Empowering, Funny, Inspirational, Motivational
Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose honest arrogance and have seen no occasion to change. By Frank Lloyd Wright Arrogance, Funny, Honesty, Humility, Humorous
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There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. By Jean Giraudoux Funny, Law, Lawyer, Truth
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The spider looks for a merchant who doesn’t advertise so he can spin a web across his door and lead a life of undisturbed peace. By Mark Twain Advertising, Business, Failure, Sales
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. By Mark Twain Advice, Empowering, Funny, Inspirational, Motivational
