I’m opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. Mark Twain Funny You May Also Like Everybody talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it. By Charles Dudley Warner About change, Action, Funny I won’t eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. By Marty Feldman Bosses, Executives, Funny, Management, Politicians A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women. By Anonymous Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. By Barry Gray Funny, Health, Healthy living, Sport The closest to perfection a person comes is when he fills out a job application form. By STANLEY J. RANDALL Appearances, Funny Experience: a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. By Judith Stern Experience, Funny, Life, Memorable, Quotable You May Also Like from Mark Twain If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. By Mark Twain Truth Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. By Mark Twain Advice, Empowering, Funny, Inspirational, Motivational The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. By Mark Twain Death Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. By Mark Twain Facts Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you, too, can become great. By Mark Twain Great leadership, Inspirational, Leadership, Wise All you need in life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. By Mark Twain Confidence, Success
Everybody talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it. By Charles Dudley Warner About change, Action, Funny
I won’t eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. By Marty Feldman Bosses, Executives, Funny, Management, Politicians
A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women. By Anonymous Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. By Barry Gray Funny, Health, Healthy living, Sport
The closest to perfection a person comes is when he fills out a job application form. By STANLEY J. RANDALL Appearances, Funny
Experience: a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. By Judith Stern Experience, Funny, Life, Memorable, Quotable
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. By Mark Twain Advice, Empowering, Funny, Inspirational, Motivational
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you, too, can become great. By Mark Twain Great leadership, Inspirational, Leadership, Wise
All you need in life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. By Mark Twain Confidence, Success
