I’m opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. Mark Twain Funny You May Also Like A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. By Marvin Kitman Courage, Cowardice, Funny To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. By Robert Copeland Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. By REGGIE LEACH Feel good, Funny, Inspirational, Success A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. By Lord Webb-Johnson Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist A meeting is no substitute for progress. By Anonymous Funny, Meetings, Progress, Team work I have always considered applause at the beginning of a lecture a manifestation of faith. If it comes in the middle, it is a sign of hope. And if it comes at the end, it is always charity. By Abraham R. Besdin Funny, Public speaking You May Also Like from Mark Twain Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. By Mark Twain Books, Conscience, Friends, Happiness, Life The art of prophecy is very difficult, especially with respect to the future. By Mark Twain Funny, Future, Projections Make it a point to do something every day that you don’t want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. By Mark Twain Duty In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. By Mark Twain Funny, Opinion Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. By Mark Twain Fate, Fortune Obscurity and competence—that is the life that is best worth living. By Mark Twain Fame
To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. By Robert Copeland Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. By REGGIE LEACH Feel good, Funny, Inspirational, Success
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. By Lord Webb-Johnson Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
I have always considered applause at the beginning of a lecture a manifestation of faith. If it comes in the middle, it is a sign of hope. And if it comes at the end, it is always charity. By Abraham R. Besdin Funny, Public speaking
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. By Mark Twain Books, Conscience, Friends, Happiness, Life
The art of prophecy is very difficult, especially with respect to the future. By Mark Twain Funny, Future, Projections
Make it a point to do something every day that you don’t want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. By Mark Twain Duty
Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. By Mark Twain Fate, Fortune
