I’m opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. Mark Twain Funny You May Also Like At twenty, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it’s thinking of us; at forty we discover it isn’t thinking about us at all. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Life, Middle Age There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. By Benjamin Disraeli Business, Funny, Lie, Statistics A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. By Fred Allen Funny, Hopelessness, Inaction, Meetings, Team work There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. By Jean Giraudoux Funny, Law, Lawyer, Truth We’ve all been blessed with God-given talents. Mine just happens to be beating people up. By Sugar Ray Leonard Funny He would come in and say he changed his mind—which was a gilded figure of speech, because he didn’t have any. By Mark Twain Decision, Funny, Mind You May Also Like from Mark Twain Forget and forgive. This is not difficult, when properly understood. It means that you are to forget inconvenient duties, and forgive yourself for forgetting. In time, by rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy. By Mark Twain Funny, Indulging, Memory Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. By Mark Twain Fools, Success He would come in and say he changed his mind—which was a gilded figure of speech, because he didn’t have any. By Mark Twain Decision, Funny, Mind Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. By Mark Twain Example Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry. By Mark Twain Death, God, Life, Sad, Wisdom To eat is human, to digest, divine. By Mark Twain Diet, Food
At twenty, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it’s thinking of us; at forty we discover it isn’t thinking about us at all. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Life, Middle Age
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. By Benjamin Disraeli Business, Funny, Lie, Statistics
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. By Fred Allen Funny, Hopelessness, Inaction, Meetings, Team work
There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. By Jean Giraudoux Funny, Law, Lawyer, Truth
We’ve all been blessed with God-given talents. Mine just happens to be beating people up. By Sugar Ray Leonard Funny
He would come in and say he changed his mind—which was a gilded figure of speech, because he didn’t have any. By Mark Twain Decision, Funny, Mind
Forget and forgive. This is not difficult, when properly understood. It means that you are to forget inconvenient duties, and forgive yourself for forgetting. In time, by rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy. By Mark Twain Funny, Indulging, Memory
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. By Mark Twain Fools, Success
He would come in and say he changed his mind—which was a gilded figure of speech, because he didn’t have any. By Mark Twain Decision, Funny, Mind
Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry. By Mark Twain Death, God, Life, Sad, Wisdom
