I’m opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. Mark Twain Funny You May Also Like Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig. By Paul Dickson Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management, Potential The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books—how not to eat what you’ve just learned now to cook. By Andy Rooney Diet, Dieting, Funny The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. By Art Linkletter Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. By Cynthia Heimel Creativity, Experiment, Funny, Positive The whole world is about three drinks behind. By Humphrey Bogart Drink, Funny He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. By Fred Allen Funny, Praise You May Also Like from Mark Twain The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex, overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. By Mark Twain Action, Inspirational, Positive, Powerful, Procrastination It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races. By Mark Twain Opinion The human race consists of the dangerously insane and such as are not. By Mark Twain Insanity There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it and when he can. By Mark Twain Projections, Speculation, Wise Virtue has never been as respectable as money. By Mark Twain Money, Virtue If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. By Mark Twain Gratitude
Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig. By Paul Dickson Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management, Potential
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books—how not to eat what you’ve just learned now to cook. By Andy Rooney Diet, Dieting, Funny
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. By Art Linkletter Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. By Cynthia Heimel Creativity, Experiment, Funny, Positive
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. By Fred Allen Funny, Praise
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex, overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. By Mark Twain Action, Inspirational, Positive, Powerful, Procrastination
It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races. By Mark Twain Opinion
There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it and when he can. By Mark Twain Projections, Speculation, Wise
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. By Mark Twain Gratitude
