My mistake was buying stock in the company. Now I worry about the lousy work I’m turning out. Marvin Townsend Funny, Labor, Work You May Also Like A meeting is no substitute for progress. By Anonymous Funny, Meetings, Progress, Team work Boredom is having to listen to someone talk about himself when I want to talk about me. By TOM PACIOREK Boredom, Funny, Narcissism If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well. By Ruth Carlisle Funny, Health A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. By Oscar Wilde Consultants, Funny, Ordinary, Sarcastic Bed is the perfect climate. By Noel Coward Dreams, Funny, Rest, Sleep The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons. By Ralph Waldo Emerson Funny, Trust
Boredom is having to listen to someone talk about himself when I want to talk about me. By TOM PACIOREK Boredom, Funny, Narcissism
If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well. By Ruth Carlisle Funny, Health
A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. By Oscar Wilde Consultants, Funny, Ordinary, Sarcastic
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons. By Ralph Waldo Emerson Funny, Trust
