My mistake was buying stock in the company. Now I worry about the lousy work I’m turning out. Marvin Townsend Funny, Labor, Work You May Also Like I am a man, not a consignment of goods to be bought and sold. By Curtis Flood Dignity, Labor, Work I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. By Samuel Goldwyn Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. By Elbert Hubbard Age, Aging, Funny, Men, Middle Age A man doesn’t live by bread alone. He needs buttering up once in a while. By Robert H. Henry Funny, Praise The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. By Mark Twain Drink, Food, Funny, Health Experience: a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. By Judith Stern Experience, Funny, Life, Memorable, Quotable
I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. By Samuel Goldwyn Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. By Elbert Hubbard Age, Aging, Funny, Men, Middle Age
A man doesn’t live by bread alone. He needs buttering up once in a while. By Robert H. Henry Funny, Praise
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. By Mark Twain Drink, Food, Funny, Health
Experience: a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. By Judith Stern Experience, Funny, Life, Memorable, Quotable
