The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more. Max Kauffmann Dreams, Funny, Rest, Sleep You May Also Like Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive. By Elbert Hubbard Funny, Hope, Life, Sarcastic, Uplifting Anyone’s a fool who doesn’t try to live up to his dreams and abilities. By Anonymous Dreams, Inspirational, Positive, Potential, Uplifting I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind. By Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don’t know which half. By John Wanamaker (attrib.) Advertising, Funny, Sarcastic Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure—that of being Salvador Dali. By Salvador Dali Egotism, Funny, Narcissism The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. By Mark Twain Drink, Food, Funny, Health You May Also Like from Max Kauffmann My son has taken up meditation—at least it’s better than sitting doing nothing. By Max Kauffmann Meditation
Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive. By Elbert Hubbard Funny, Hope, Life, Sarcastic, Uplifting
Anyone’s a fool who doesn’t try to live up to his dreams and abilities. By Anonymous Dreams, Inspirational, Positive, Potential, Uplifting
I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind. By Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don’t know which half. By John Wanamaker (attrib.) Advertising, Funny, Sarcastic
Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure—that of being Salvador Dali. By Salvador Dali Egotism, Funny, Narcissism
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. By Mark Twain Drink, Food, Funny, Health
My son has taken up meditation—at least it’s better than sitting doing nothing. By Max Kauffmann Meditation
