People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes? Neil Simon Awards, Funny You May Also Like One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I’m having a good time. By Lady Nancy Astor Drink, Funny Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. By Henry Ford Funny, Quotable, Thinking In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. By Mark Twain Funny, Opinion Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. By Samuel Butler Funny, Life If only I had a little humility, I would be perfect. By Ted Turner (attrib.) Egotism, Funny, Narcissism Egotism: the art of seeing in yourself what others cannot see. By George Higgins Egotism, Funny
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I’m having a good time. By Lady Nancy Astor Drink, Funny
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. By Henry Ford Funny, Quotable, Thinking
If only I had a little humility, I would be perfect. By Ted Turner (attrib.) Egotism, Funny, Narcissism
