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A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. By Arnold Glasgow Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
I have always considered applause at the beginning of a lecture a manifestation of faith. If it comes in the middle, it is a sign of hope. And if it comes at the end, it is always charity. By Abraham R. Besdin Funny, Public speaking
