I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. Noel Coward (attrib.) Funny, Memory You May Also Like The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. By Mark Twain Drink, Food, Funny, Health It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father. By Vaughn Monroe Economics, Education, Funny, Inflation, Sarcastic Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. By Sigmund Freud Depression, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. By REGGIE LEACH Feel good, Funny, Inspirational, Success Pay no attention to what the critics say. A statue has never been erected in honor of a critic. By JEAN SIBELIUS Criticism, Funny, Positive, Uplifting Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig. By Paul Dickson Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management, Potential
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. By Mark Twain Drink, Food, Funny, Health
It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father. By Vaughn Monroe Economics, Education, Funny, Inflation, Sarcastic
Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. By Sigmund Freud Depression, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. By REGGIE LEACH Feel good, Funny, Inspirational, Success
Pay no attention to what the critics say. A statue has never been erected in honor of a critic. By JEAN SIBELIUS Criticism, Funny, Positive, Uplifting
Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig. By Paul Dickson Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management, Potential
