I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. Noel Coward (attrib.) Funny, Memory You May Also Like When you’ve got the personality, you don’t need the nudity. By Mae West Funny, Identity, Personality A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. By Marvin Kitman Courage, Cowardice, Funny If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? By Lily Tomlin Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Funny, Intellectual, Taxes When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. By Cynthia Heimel Creativity, Experiment, Funny, Positive The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books—how not to eat what you’ve just learned now to cook. By Andy Rooney Diet, Dieting, Funny
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? By Lily Tomlin Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Funny, Intellectual, Taxes
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. By Cynthia Heimel Creativity, Experiment, Funny, Positive
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books—how not to eat what you’ve just learned now to cook. By Andy Rooney Diet, Dieting, Funny
