When a person tells you “I’ll let you know”—you know. Olin Miller Decision, Funny, Indecision You May Also Like An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. By Anonymous Conventions, Funny, Individuals, Resolution In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. By Laurence J. Peter Bosses, Funny, Management The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem—it is generally employed only by small children and large nations. By DAVID FRIEDMAN Funny, Problem solving Meetings . . . are rather like cocktail parties. You don’t want to go, but you’re cross not to be asked. By Jilly Cooper Funny, Meetings He would come in and say he changed his mind—which was a gilded figure of speech, because he didn’t have any. By Mark Twain Decision, Funny, Mind Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings. By Laurence J. Peter Funny, Mental health, Parents, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic You May Also Like from Olin Miller You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you knew how seldom they do. By Olin Miller Egotism, Funny, Wise Bulls and bears aren’t responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. By Olin Miller Brokers, Stock market
An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. By Anonymous Conventions, Funny, Individuals, Resolution
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. By Laurence J. Peter Bosses, Funny, Management
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem—it is generally employed only by small children and large nations. By DAVID FRIEDMAN Funny, Problem solving
Meetings . . . are rather like cocktail parties. You don’t want to go, but you’re cross not to be asked. By Jilly Cooper Funny, Meetings
He would come in and say he changed his mind—which was a gilded figure of speech, because he didn’t have any. By Mark Twain Decision, Funny, Mind
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings. By Laurence J. Peter Funny, Mental health, Parents, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic
You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you knew how seldom they do. By Olin Miller Egotism, Funny, Wise
Bulls and bears aren’t responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. By Olin Miller Brokers, Stock market
