A man doesn’t live by bread alone. He needs buttering up once in a while. Robert H. Henry Funny, Praise You May Also Like When a person tells you “I’ll let you know”—you know. By Olin Miller Decision, Funny, Indecision What orators lack in depth they make up for in length By Baron de Montesquieu Funny, Public speaking I’ll never make the mistake of bein’ seventy again! By Casey Stengel Age, Aging, Funny, Life, Old age It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father. By Vaughn Monroe Economics, Education, Funny, Inflation, Sarcastic Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Be as vague as possible: this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. By Harry Chapman Business, Committees, Doubt, Funny, Sarcastic Chief executives, who themselves own a few shares of their companies, have no more feeling for the average stockholder than they do for baboons in Africa. By T. Boone Pickens Bosses, Executives, Funny, Leadership, Management
I’ll never make the mistake of bein’ seventy again! By Casey Stengel Age, Aging, Funny, Life, Old age
It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father. By Vaughn Monroe Economics, Education, Funny, Inflation, Sarcastic
Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Be as vague as possible: this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. By Harry Chapman Business, Committees, Doubt, Funny, Sarcastic
Chief executives, who themselves own a few shares of their companies, have no more feeling for the average stockholder than they do for baboons in Africa. By T. Boone Pickens Bosses, Executives, Funny, Leadership, Management
