A resume is a balance sheet without any liabilities. Robert Half Funny You May Also Like I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worthwhile. By George Bernard Shaw Convalescence, Funny, Health, Illness Hearing all this praise makes me feel like the soul on Judgment Day who rose, looked at the words on his tombstone, and remarked, “Either I’m in the wrong hole or someone is a terrible liar.” By Anonymus Awards, Funny, Praise Figures won’t lie, but liars will figure. By Charles H. Grosvenor (attrib.) Accountants, Accounting, Facts, Funny, Lying I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. By Samuel Goldwyn Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management Half of the world is composed of people who have something to say and can’t, and the other half have nothing to say and keep on saying it. By Robert Frost Funny, Humorous, Light, Quotable, Wise Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember, even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than you do. It knows whether or not that light really does go out when the refrigerator door shuts. By Anonymous Funny, Humbleness, Knowledge, Modesty You May Also Like from Robert Half Hard work without talent is a shame, hut talent without hard work is a tragedy. By Robert Half Motivational, Talent, Work
I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worthwhile. By George Bernard Shaw Convalescence, Funny, Health, Illness
Hearing all this praise makes me feel like the soul on Judgment Day who rose, looked at the words on his tombstone, and remarked, “Either I’m in the wrong hole or someone is a terrible liar.” By Anonymus Awards, Funny, Praise
Figures won’t lie, but liars will figure. By Charles H. Grosvenor (attrib.) Accountants, Accounting, Facts, Funny, Lying
I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. By Samuel Goldwyn Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management
Half of the world is composed of people who have something to say and can’t, and the other half have nothing to say and keep on saying it. By Robert Frost Funny, Humorous, Light, Quotable, Wise
Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember, even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than you do. It knows whether or not that light really does go out when the refrigerator door shuts. By Anonymous Funny, Humbleness, Knowledge, Modesty
Hard work without talent is a shame, hut talent without hard work is a tragedy. By Robert Half Motivational, Talent, Work
