You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. Robert Louis Stevenson Funny, Joke You May Also Like Everybody talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it. By Charles Dudley Warner About change, Action, Funny Einstein explained his theory to me every day, and on my arrival I was fully convinced that he understood it. :) By Chaim Weizmann, president of Israel, on transatlantic crossing with Albert Einstein Confidence, Funny, Thinking, Thought Love is what happens to a man and woman who don’t know each other. By W. Somerset Maugham Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women. By Anonymous Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic The closest to perfection a person comes is when he fills out a job application form. By STANLEY J. RANDALL Appearances, Funny A resume is a balance sheet without any liabilities. By Robert Half Funny You May Also Like from Robert Louis Stevenson Everyone lives by selling something. By Robert Louis Stevenson Life, Marketing, Selling, Success To know what you prefer instead of humbly saying Amen to what the world tells you you ought to prefer, is to have kept your soul alive. By Robert Louis Stevenson Empowering, Freedom, Inspirational, Motivational, Wise There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy. By Robert Louis Stevenson Duty, Happiness, Inspirational It is the mark of a good action that it appears inevitable in retrospect. By Robert Louis Stevenson Action, Inevitable, Retrospect Every man has a sane spot somewhere. By Robert Louis Stevenson Insanity To hold the same views at forty as we held at twenty is to have been stupefied for a score of years and to take rank, not as a prophet, but as an unteachable brat, well birched and none the wiser. By Robert Louis Stevenson About change, Education, Learning, Wise
Everybody talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it. By Charles Dudley Warner About change, Action, Funny
Einstein explained his theory to me every day, and on my arrival I was fully convinced that he understood it. :) By Chaim Weizmann, president of Israel, on transatlantic crossing with Albert Einstein Confidence, Funny, Thinking, Thought
Love is what happens to a man and woman who don’t know each other. By W. Somerset Maugham Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic
A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women. By Anonymous Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
The closest to perfection a person comes is when he fills out a job application form. By STANLEY J. RANDALL Appearances, Funny
To know what you prefer instead of humbly saying Amen to what the world tells you you ought to prefer, is to have kept your soul alive. By Robert Louis Stevenson Empowering, Freedom, Inspirational, Motivational, Wise
There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy. By Robert Louis Stevenson Duty, Happiness, Inspirational
It is the mark of a good action that it appears inevitable in retrospect. By Robert Louis Stevenson Action, Inevitable, Retrospect
To hold the same views at forty as we held at twenty is to have been stupefied for a score of years and to take rank, not as a prophet, but as an unteachable brat, well birched and none the wiser. By Robert Louis Stevenson About change, Education, Learning, Wise
