I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. Rodney Dangerfleld Aging, Food, Funny You May Also Like I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind. By Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist I too had thoughts once of being an intellectual, but I found it too difficult. By Albert Schweitzer Funny, Intellectuals, Thinking, Thought What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? By W. C. Fields Drink, Funny Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. By Don Marquis Age, Aging, Middle Age He was a bold man that first ate an oyster. By Jonathan Swift Boldness, Courage, Funny Like dear St Francis of Assisi I am wedded to Poverty: but in my case the marriage is not a success. By Oscar Wilde Funny, Poverty
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Like dear St Francis of Assisi I am wedded to Poverty: but in my case the marriage is not a success. By Oscar Wilde Funny, Poverty
