If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well. Ruth Carlisle Funny, Health You May Also Like Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. By Tom Stoppard Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age, Wisdom I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp: I know what I ought to do, but I don’t know where to begin. By Stephen Bayne Funny, Motivational, Public speaking, Success The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Economics, Funny, Rewarding, Taxes Everyone complains of his memory, but no one complains of his judgment. By Duc de La Rochefoucauld Funny, Wisdom I’m opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. By Mark Twain Funny Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. By Edward Shepherd Mead Business, Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcastic
I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp: I know what I ought to do, but I don’t know where to begin. By Stephen Bayne Funny, Motivational, Public speaking, Success
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Economics, Funny, Rewarding, Taxes
Everyone complains of his memory, but no one complains of his judgment. By Duc de La Rochefoucauld Funny, Wisdom
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. By Edward Shepherd Mead Business, Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcastic
