If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well. Ruth Carlisle Funny, Health You May Also Like Funny is an attitude. By Flip Wilson Attitute, Funny, Positive, Uplifting A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. By Mervyn Stockwood Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Be as vague as possible: this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. By Harry Chapman Business, Committees, Doubt, Funny, Sarcastic Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. By Albert Einstein Funny, Humorous, Memorable, Quotable, Stupidity All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. By Grant Wood Funny, Ideas, Light, Originality Middle age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. By Irvin Cobb Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. By Mervyn Stockwood Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Be as vague as possible: this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. By Harry Chapman Business, Committees, Doubt, Funny, Sarcastic
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. By Albert Einstein Funny, Humorous, Memorable, Quotable, Stupidity
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. By Grant Wood Funny, Ideas, Light, Originality
Middle age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. By Irvin Cobb Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
