The closest to perfection a person comes is when he fills out a job application form. STANLEY J. RANDALL Appearances, Funny You May Also Like I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind. By Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. By Mark Twain Funny, Opinion About the time we can make both ends meet, somebody moves the ends. By Herbert Hoover Budget, Funny, Personal finance When a person with experience meets a person with money, the person with experience will get the money. And the person with money will get some experience. By LEONARD LAUDER Experience, Funny, Learning, Money By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. By Robert Frost Bosses, Funny, Management, Work The greatest thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been. By Madeleine L’Engle Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind. By Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
About the time we can make both ends meet, somebody moves the ends. By Herbert Hoover Budget, Funny, Personal finance
When a person with experience meets a person with money, the person with experience will get the money. And the person with money will get some experience. By LEONARD LAUDER Experience, Funny, Learning, Money
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. By Robert Frost Bosses, Funny, Management, Work
The greatest thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been. By Madeleine L’Engle Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
