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I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. By Noel Coward (attrib.) Funny, Memory
Meetings . . . are rather like cocktail parties. You don’t want to go, but you’re cross not to be asked. By Jilly Cooper Funny, Meetings
Since the crash, my broker sleeps like a baby. He wakes up every two hours and cries. By Anonymous Brokers, Funny, Sarcastic, Stock market, Wall-Street
Business? It’s quite simple. It’s other people’s money. By Alexandre Dumas (fils) Business, Funny, Sarcastic
The reason that worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. By Robert Frost Funny, Humorous, Light, Quotable, Work
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me. By Hunter S. Thompson Abstinence, Alcohol, Funny, Moderation, Sarcastic
