The closest to perfection a person comes is when he fills out a job application form. STANLEY J. RANDALL Appearances, Funny You May Also Like Simply by not owning three medium-sized castles in Tuscany I have saved enough money in the last forty years on insurance premiums alone to buy a medium-sized castle in Tuscany. By Ludwig Mies van der Rohe Funny, Insurance Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. By Anonymous Depression, Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic It’s better to keep one’s mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and resolve all doubt. By Abraham Lincoln Doubt, Funny, Silence Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. By Mark Twain Advice, Empowering, Funny, Inspirational, Motivational Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away. By Thomas Fuller Bravery, Courage, Funny, Uplifting When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. By Cynthia Heimel Creativity, Experiment, Funny, Positive
Simply by not owning three medium-sized castles in Tuscany I have saved enough money in the last forty years on insurance premiums alone to buy a medium-sized castle in Tuscany. By Ludwig Mies van der Rohe Funny, Insurance
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. By Anonymous Depression, Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic
It’s better to keep one’s mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and resolve all doubt. By Abraham Lincoln Doubt, Funny, Silence
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. By Mark Twain Advice, Empowering, Funny, Inspirational, Motivational
Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away. By Thomas Fuller Bravery, Courage, Funny, Uplifting
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. By Cynthia Heimel Creativity, Experiment, Funny, Positive
