The closest to perfection a person comes is when he fills out a job application form. STANLEY J. RANDALL Appearances, Funny You May Also Like Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember, even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than you do. It knows whether or not that light really does go out when the refrigerator door shuts. By Anonymous Funny, Humbleness, Knowledge, Modesty Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. By Jules Renard Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong. By H. L. Mencken Funny, Problem solving Computers are definitely smarter than people. When’s the last time you heard of six computers getting together to form a committee? :) By Anonymous Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcasm One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I’m having a good time. By Lady Nancy Astor Drink, Funny Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. By Mortimer B. Zuckerman Business, Clients, Customers, Funny
Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember, even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than you do. It knows whether or not that light really does go out when the refrigerator door shuts. By Anonymous Funny, Humbleness, Knowledge, Modesty
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. By Jules Renard Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong. By H. L. Mencken Funny, Problem solving
Computers are definitely smarter than people. When’s the last time you heard of six computers getting together to form a committee? :) By Anonymous Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcasm
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I’m having a good time. By Lady Nancy Astor Drink, Funny
Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. By Mortimer B. Zuckerman Business, Clients, Customers, Funny
