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Simply by not owning three medium-sized castles in Tuscany I have saved enough money in the last forty years on insurance premiums alone to buy a medium-sized castle in Tuscany. By Ludwig Mies van der Rohe Funny, Insurance
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. By Jules Renard Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic
