Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? Vladimir Nabokov Funny, Psychotherapy, Stranger, Therapist, Tolerance You May Also Like I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal. By Jane Austen Agreeable, Funny Don’t be humble. You’re not that great. By Golda Meir Egotism, Funny There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. By Benjamin Disraeli Business, Funny, Lie, Statistics Half of the world is composed of people who have something to say and can’t, and the other half have nothing to say and keep on saying it. By Robert Frost Funny, Humorous, Light, Quotable, Wise Figures won’t lie, but liars will figure. By Charles H. Grosvenor (attrib.) Accountants, Accounting, Facts, Funny, Lying A man of courage never needs weapons, but he may need bail. By Ethel Watts Mumford Courage, Funny
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