I took a course in speed-reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It’s about Russia. Woody Allen Funny You May Also Like Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. By Will Rogers Advice, Empowering, Funny, Motivational When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships. By Andy Warhol Funny, Relationship, Solitude A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. By Lord Webb-Johnson Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. By Stuart Henderson Britt Advertising, Funny, Sarcastic When he who hears does not know what he who speaks means, and when he who speaks does not know what he himself means—that is philosophy. By Voltaire Funny, Philosophy, Thinking, Thought If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. By Anonymous Economics, Funny, Value, Wise You May Also Like from Woody Allen Eighty percent of success is showing up. By Woody Allen Inspirational, Motivational, Quotable, Success Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. By Woody Allen Money, Poverty, Rich
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. By Will Rogers Advice, Empowering, Funny, Motivational
When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships. By Andy Warhol Funny, Relationship, Solitude
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. By Lord Webb-Johnson Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. By Stuart Henderson Britt Advertising, Funny, Sarcastic
When he who hears does not know what he who speaks means, and when he who speaks does not know what he himself means—that is philosophy. By Voltaire Funny, Philosophy, Thinking, Thought
Eighty percent of success is showing up. By Woody Allen Inspirational, Motivational, Quotable, Success
