I took a course in speed-reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It’s about Russia. Woody Allen Funny You May Also Like A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. By Edgar Watson Howe Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age, Women Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. By E. B. White Funny To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. By Anonymous Engineering, Engineers, Funny, Wisdom If you think nobody cares you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. By Anonymous Funny, Self-esteem Money isn’t everything; usually it isn’t even enough. By Anonymous Funny, Money The trouble with law is lawyers. By Clarence Harrow Funny, Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic You May Also Like from Woody Allen Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. By Woody Allen Money, Poverty, Rich Eighty percent of success is showing up. By Woody Allen Inspirational, Motivational, Quotable, Success
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. By Edgar Watson Howe Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age, Women
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. By E. B. White Funny
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. By Anonymous Engineering, Engineers, Funny, Wisdom
If you think nobody cares you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. By Anonymous Funny, Self-esteem
Eighty percent of success is showing up. By Woody Allen Inspirational, Motivational, Quotable, Success
