I took a course in speed-reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It’s about Russia. Woody Allen Funny You May Also Like A man doesn’t live by bread alone. He needs buttering up once in a while. By Robert H. Henry Funny, Praise Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. By Stuart Henderson Britt Advertising, Funny, Sarcastic I’m 300 percent against inflation. :) By Anonymous Economics, Funny, Inflation “Excuse me, but can you tell me how I can get to Carnegie Hall?” the tourist asked a New York City cop. “Practice, practice, practice,” he replied. By Anonymous Discipline, Funny, Hard work, Perseverance, Self-Discipline It’s better to keep one’s mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and resolve all doubt. By Abraham Lincoln Doubt, Funny, Silence What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? By W. C. Fields Drink, Funny You May Also Like from Woody Allen Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. By Woody Allen Money, Poverty, Rich Eighty percent of success is showing up. By Woody Allen Inspirational, Motivational, Quotable, Success
A man doesn’t live by bread alone. He needs buttering up once in a while. By Robert H. Henry Funny, Praise
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. By Stuart Henderson Britt Advertising, Funny, Sarcastic
“Excuse me, but can you tell me how I can get to Carnegie Hall?” the tourist asked a New York City cop. “Practice, practice, practice,” he replied. By Anonymous Discipline, Funny, Hard work, Perseverance, Self-Discipline
It’s better to keep one’s mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and resolve all doubt. By Abraham Lincoln Doubt, Funny, Silence
Eighty percent of success is showing up. By Woody Allen Inspirational, Motivational, Quotable, Success
