I took a course in speed-reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It’s about Russia. Woody Allen Funny You May Also Like The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem—it is generally employed only by small children and large nations. By DAVID FRIEDMAN Funny, Problem solving An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. By Anonymous Conventions, Funny, Individuals, Resolution An actress told Bob Hope she was “approaching forty.” The comedian couldn’t help wondering from what direction. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age Chief executives, who themselves own a few shares of their companies, have no more feeling for the average stockholder than they do for baboons in Africa. By T. Boone Pickens Bosses, Executives, Funny, Leadership, Management One often hears the remark “He talks too much,” but when did anyone last hear the criticism “He listens too much?” By NORMAN AUGUSTINE Advice, Funny, Listening, Powerful, Wise Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. By Samuel Butler Deception, Funny, Lies You May Also Like from Woody Allen Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. By Woody Allen Money, Poverty, Rich Eighty percent of success is showing up. By Woody Allen Inspirational, Motivational, Quotable, Success
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem—it is generally employed only by small children and large nations. By DAVID FRIEDMAN Funny, Problem solving
An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. By Anonymous Conventions, Funny, Individuals, Resolution
An actress told Bob Hope she was “approaching forty.” The comedian couldn’t help wondering from what direction. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
Chief executives, who themselves own a few shares of their companies, have no more feeling for the average stockholder than they do for baboons in Africa. By T. Boone Pickens Bosses, Executives, Funny, Leadership, Management
One often hears the remark “He talks too much,” but when did anyone last hear the criticism “He listens too much?” By NORMAN AUGUSTINE Advice, Funny, Listening, Powerful, Wise
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. By Samuel Butler Deception, Funny, Lies
Eighty percent of success is showing up. By Woody Allen Inspirational, Motivational, Quotable, Success
