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Meetings . . . are rather like cocktail parties. You don’t want to go, but you’re cross not to be asked. By Jilly Cooper Funny, Meetings
Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. By Central African saying Economics, Fortune, Inheritance, Wealth
… this world is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel. . . By Horace Walpole Funny, Life, Sarcastic
The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line. By H. L. Mencken Boredom, Funny, Life, Sarcastic
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. By George Jean Nathan Age, Aging, Funny, Humor, Middle Age
