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Most of the evils of life arise from man’s inability to sit still in a room. By Blaise Pascal Funny, Life, Sarcastic
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Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry. By Mark Twain Death, God, Life, Sad, Wisdom
My mistake was buying stock in the company. Now I worry about the lousy work I’m turning out. By Marvin Townsend Funny, Labor, Work
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Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them couldn’t handle being laughed at. By Anonymous Ideas, Inspirational, Motivational, Positive, Uplifting
A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see, and hits it. By Anonymous Daily quotes, Genius
