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All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. By Samuel Butler Funny, Growth, Income, Motivational, Potential
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Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Be as vague as possible: this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. By Harry Chapman Business, Committees, Doubt, Funny, Sarcastic
Credit is a system whereby a person who can’t pay gets another person who can’t pay to guarantee that he can pay. By Charles Dickens Credit, Economics, Funny, Sarcastic
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