The reason that worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. By Robert Frost Funny, Humorous, Light, Quotable, Work
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. By Albert Einstein Funny, Humorous, Memorable, Quotable, Stupidity
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. By Mark Twain Funny, Hard work, Humorous, Public speaking, Quotable
Half of the world is composed of people who have something to say and can’t, and the other half have nothing to say and keep on saying it. By Robert Frost Funny, Humorous, Light, Quotable, Wise
All the extraordinary men I have ever known were chiefly extraordinary in their own estimations. By Woodrow Wilson Comforting, Feel good, Funny, Humorous, Wise
I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? By Jean Kerr Beauty, Funny, Humorous
Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose honest arrogance and have seen no occasion to change. By Frank Lloyd Wright Arrogance, Funny, Honesty, Humility, Humorous
I’m not arrogant. I just believe there’s no human problem that couldn’t be solved—if people would simply do as I tell them. By DONALD REGAN Advice, Arrogance, Funny, Humorous
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know you’re doing it, but nobody else does. By STEUART HENDERSON BRITT Advertising, Funny, Humorous, Sales
There are two kinds of adventurers: those who go truly hoping to find adventure and those who go secretly hoping they won’t. By WILLIAM TROGDON Adventure, Funny, Humorous
The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator’s place and laugh at his own misfortune. By Bert Williams Bad day, Comforting, Fortune, Humorous
