He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. Chinese proverb Action, Funny, Inspirational, Motivational, Wait You May Also Like The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. By Robert Frost Anxiety, Fear, Funny Behavioral psychology is the science of pulling habits out of rats. By Douglas Busch Funny, Psychology We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. By Frank Moore Colby Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic No pain, no gain. By Anonymous Enthusiasm, Inspirational, Life Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action. By Benjamin Disraeli Empowering, Inspirational, Motivational, Positive, Uplifting When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking. By Elayne Boosler Depression, Funny, Men, Psychotherapy, Women You May Also Like from Chinese proverb If you wish to be happy for an hour, get intoxicated. If you wish to be happy for three days, get married. If you wish to be happy for eight days, kill your pig and eat it. But if you wish to be happy forever, become a gardener. By Chinese proverb Happiness The man who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the man who is doing. By Chinese proverb Motivational, Pessimist, Powerful, Quotable You must scale the mountain if you would view the plain. By Chinese proverb Vision Don’t be “consistent,” but be simply true. By Chinese proverb Sales, Salespeople, Selling Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own. By Chinese proverb Faults, Gentle, Nice, Thoughtful, Wise Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead. By Chinese proverb Abstinence, Funny, Kindness, Moderation
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. By Robert Frost Anxiety, Fear, Funny
Behavioral psychology is the science of pulling habits out of rats. By Douglas Busch Funny, Psychology
We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. By Frank Moore Colby Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action. By Benjamin Disraeli Empowering, Inspirational, Motivational, Positive, Uplifting
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking. By Elayne Boosler Depression, Funny, Men, Psychotherapy, Women
If you wish to be happy for an hour, get intoxicated. If you wish to be happy for three days, get married. If you wish to be happy for eight days, kill your pig and eat it. But if you wish to be happy forever, become a gardener. By Chinese proverb Happiness
The man who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the man who is doing. By Chinese proverb Motivational, Pessimist, Powerful, Quotable
Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own. By Chinese proverb Faults, Gentle, Nice, Thoughtful, Wise
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead. By Chinese proverb Abstinence, Funny, Kindness, Moderation
