If I were starting life all over again, I would go into the advertising business; it has risen with ever-growing rapidity to the dignity of an art. By Franklin D. Roosevelt Advertising, Jobs
Incomprehensible jargon is the hallmark of a profession. By Kingman Brewster Experts, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic
No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. By George Bernard Shaw Consultants, Funny, Jobs, Sarcastic, Specialists
Even when all the experts agree, they may well be mistaken. By Bertrand Russell Experts, Jobs, Occupations
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what’s cooking. By Anonymous Experts, Funny, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic
Professionals built the Titanic; amateurs built the Ark. By Anonymous Experts, Jobs, Occupations, Professionals, Sarcastic
An expert is a man who makes his mistakes quietly. By Anonymous Experts, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic
