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Chief executives, who themselves own a few shares of their companies, have no more feeling for the average stockholder than they do for baboons in Africa. By T. Boone Pickens Bosses, Executives, Funny, Leadership, Management
What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. By George Rhyne Funny, Law, Lawyer
A group of the unfit appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. By Carl C. Byers Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
People who claim to be “original” aren’t giving their parents enough credit. By Anonymous Creativity, Family, Funny, Originality
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she’s as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
No one is without knowledge except he who asks no questions. By West African saying Inquisitive, Knowledge
Advertising moves the goods—if it’s good advertising. Bad advertising doesn’t move the goods because it doesn’t move the buyers. By Anonymous Advertising, Customers, Emotion
The difference between conviction and prejudice is that you can defend a conviction without getting angry. By Anonymous Anger, Convinction, Prejudice, Wise
Far too many of us bring our prejudices along when we listen to a new idea. By Anonymous Daily quotes, Innovation, Life, Objectivity, Prejudice
