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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. By BOB HOPE Funny, Golf
We are both great men, but I have succeeded better in keeping it a profound secret than he has. By Bill Nye Funny
Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert. By Laurence Peter Consultants, Expert, Funny, Luck, Probability
The way my wife finds fault with me, you’d think there was a reward. By Jack Femmon Faults, Funny, Relationship
People who claim to be “original” aren’t giving their parents enough credit. By Anonymous Creativity, Family, Funny, Originality
