Knowledge is power, if you know the right person. Ethel Watts Mumford Funny, Knowledge, Power, Short You May Also Like We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like? By Jean Cocteau Chance, Funny, Luck The easiest way to stay awake during an after-dinner speech is to deliver it. By Herman Herst Jr. Funny, Public speaking The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line. By H. L. Mencken Boredom, Funny, Life, Sarcastic In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. By Laurence J. Peter Bosses, Funny, Management Trust everybody, but cut the cards. By Finley Peter Dunne Advice, Short, Trust, Wise A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing. By Joey Adams Expensive, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist You May Also Like from Ethel Watts Mumford You may lead an ass to knowledge but you cannot make him think. By Ethel Watts Mumford Knowledge A man of courage never needs weapons, but he may need bail. By Ethel Watts Mumford Courage, Funny The greatest possession is self-possession. By Ethel Watts Mumford Motivational, Self-esteem, Short, Uplifting
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like? By Jean Cocteau Chance, Funny, Luck
The easiest way to stay awake during an after-dinner speech is to deliver it. By Herman Herst Jr. Funny, Public speaking
The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line. By H. L. Mencken Boredom, Funny, Life, Sarcastic
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. By Laurence J. Peter Bosses, Funny, Management
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing. By Joey Adams Expensive, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
The greatest possession is self-possession. By Ethel Watts Mumford Motivational, Self-esteem, Short, Uplifting
