What’s the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What’s the second? Tautology. What’s the third? Tautology. By Richard Steele Funny, Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic
You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. By Joseph H. Choate Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic
There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. By Jean Giraudoux Funny, Law, Lawyer, Truth
I don’t want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do; I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. By J. P. Morgan Law, Lawyer
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. By George Savile Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic
What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. By George Rhyne Funny, Law, Lawyer
If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. By Edgar Watson Howe Law, Lawyer
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. By Benjamin Franklin Funny, Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic
