At twenty, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it’s thinking of us; at forty we discover it isn’t thinking about us at all. Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Life, Middle Age You May Also Like People are no longer owned by a company but by something worse: the idea that they need to be employable. By Nassim Nicholas Taleb Business, Life, Meaningful, Powerful, Work First do no harm (primum non nocere) By Anonymous Life, Wise Old boys have their playthings as well as young ones; the difference is only in the price. By Benjamin Franklin Age, Aging, Old age Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. By Mark Twain Bragging, Funny, Quotable I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. By Bill Cosby Achievement, Failure, Life, Success, Wise I don’t deserve this, but then again, I have arthritis, and I don’t deserve that either. By Jack Benny, accepting an award Awards, Funny, Uplifting You May Also Like from Anonymous An actress told Bob Hope she was “approaching forty.” The comedian couldn’t help wondering from what direction. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age Originality is not necessarily better than imitation, but it makes imitation possible. By Anonymous Creativity, Originality Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them couldn’t handle being laughed at. By Anonymous Ideas, Inspirational, Motivational, Positive, Uplifting One man’s labor is another man’s capital. By Anonymous Business, Capital, Labor, Work An economist is a man who talks about things you don’t understand and makes you believe it’s your fault. By Anonymous Credit, Economics You go to a psychiatrist when you’re slightly cracked and keep going until you’re completely cracked. By Anonymous Depression, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic
People are no longer owned by a company but by something worse: the idea that they need to be employable. By Nassim Nicholas Taleb Business, Life, Meaningful, Powerful, Work
Old boys have their playthings as well as young ones; the difference is only in the price. By Benjamin Franklin Age, Aging, Old age
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. By Mark Twain Bragging, Funny, Quotable
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. By Bill Cosby Achievement, Failure, Life, Success, Wise
I don’t deserve this, but then again, I have arthritis, and I don’t deserve that either. By Jack Benny, accepting an award Awards, Funny, Uplifting
An actress told Bob Hope she was “approaching forty.” The comedian couldn’t help wondering from what direction. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
Originality is not necessarily better than imitation, but it makes imitation possible. By Anonymous Creativity, Originality
Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them couldn’t handle being laughed at. By Anonymous Ideas, Inspirational, Motivational, Positive, Uplifting
An economist is a man who talks about things you don’t understand and makes you believe it’s your fault. By Anonymous Credit, Economics
You go to a psychiatrist when you’re slightly cracked and keep going until you’re completely cracked. By Anonymous Depression, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic
