The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line. H. L. Mencken Boredom, Funny, Life, Sarcastic You May Also Like The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. By Mark Twain Drink, Food, Funny, Health Einstein explained his theory to me every day, and on my arrival I was fully convinced that he understood it. :) By Chaim Weizmann, president of Israel, on transatlantic crossing with Albert Einstein Confidence, Funny, Thinking, Thought The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. By ANDREW BROWN Funny, Internet, Life, Technology Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. By Charlie Chaplin Funny, Life, Sarcastic, Wisdom He who loves not wine, woman, and song, remains a fool his whole life long. By Martin Luther Fools, Life, Positive, Uplifting, Wine The postwar architecture is the accountant’s revenge on the prewar businessmen’s dreams. By Rem Koolhaas Accountants, Accounting, Architects, Architecture, Sarcastic You May Also Like from H. L. Mencken The only really happy folk are married women and single men. By H. L. Mencken Happiness Tis always more blessed to give than to receive; for example, wedding presents. By H. L. Mencken Giving back A large part of altruism, even when it is perfectly honest, is grounded upon the fact that it is uncomfortable to have unhappy people about one. By H. L. Mencken Giving back For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong. By H. L. Mencken Funny, Problem solving A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. By H. L. Mencken Fools Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. By H. L. Mencken About change, Action
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. By Mark Twain Drink, Food, Funny, Health
Einstein explained his theory to me every day, and on my arrival I was fully convinced that he understood it. :) By Chaim Weizmann, president of Israel, on transatlantic crossing with Albert Einstein Confidence, Funny, Thinking, Thought
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. By ANDREW BROWN Funny, Internet, Life, Technology
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. By Charlie Chaplin Funny, Life, Sarcastic, Wisdom
He who loves not wine, woman, and song, remains a fool his whole life long. By Martin Luther Fools, Life, Positive, Uplifting, Wine
The postwar architecture is the accountant’s revenge on the prewar businessmen’s dreams. By Rem Koolhaas Accountants, Accounting, Architects, Architecture, Sarcastic
Tis always more blessed to give than to receive; for example, wedding presents. By H. L. Mencken Giving back
A large part of altruism, even when it is perfectly honest, is grounded upon the fact that it is uncomfortable to have unhappy people about one. By H. L. Mencken Giving back
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong. By H. L. Mencken Funny, Problem solving
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. By H. L. Mencken About change, Action
