Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. Samuel Butler Funny, Life You May Also Like Flattery is all right—if you don’t inhale. By Adlai Stevenson Compliment, Funny, Praise Love is what happens to a man and woman who don’t know each other. By W. Somerset Maugham Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic Knowledge is power, if you know the right person. By Ethel Watts Mumford Funny, Knowledge, Power, Short After my screen test, the director clapped his hands gleefully and yelled, “She can’t talk! She can’t act! She’s sensational!” By Ava Gardner Funny, Light, Talent Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry. By Mark Twain Death, God, Life, Sad, Wisdom Committee—a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. By MILTON BERLE Committee, Funny, Meeting, Time waste You May Also Like from Samuel Butler A man who lets himself be bored is ever more contemptible than the bore. By Samuel Butler Boredom He was born stupid and greatly improved his birthright. By Samuel Butler Ignorance, Stupidity Youth is like spring, an overpraised season. By Samuel Butler Spring, Youth Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. By Samuel Butler Deception, Funny, Lies It is seldom very hard to do one’s duty when one knows what it is, but it is often exceedingly difficult to find this out. By Samuel Butler Duty All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. By Samuel Butler Enjoy life, Happy, Life, Priorities
Love is what happens to a man and woman who don’t know each other. By W. Somerset Maugham Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic
Knowledge is power, if you know the right person. By Ethel Watts Mumford Funny, Knowledge, Power, Short
After my screen test, the director clapped his hands gleefully and yelled, “She can’t talk! She can’t act! She’s sensational!” By Ava Gardner Funny, Light, Talent
Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry. By Mark Twain Death, God, Life, Sad, Wisdom
Committee—a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. By MILTON BERLE Committee, Funny, Meeting, Time waste
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. By Samuel Butler Deception, Funny, Lies
It is seldom very hard to do one’s duty when one knows what it is, but it is often exceedingly difficult to find this out. By Samuel Butler Duty
All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. By Samuel Butler Enjoy life, Happy, Life, Priorities
