Love is like the measles—all the worse when it comes late in life. Douglas Jerrold Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic You May Also Like All’s fair in love and war. By Anonymous Love, Romantic After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. By Newt Hielscher Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic Make love, not war. By Anonymous Love, Romantic Figures won’t lie, but liars will figure. By Charles H. Grosvenor (attrib.) Accountants, Accounting, Facts, Funny, Lying Money can’t buy love. By Anonymous Love, Money, Romantic Love like ours can never die! By Rudyard Kipling I love you, Love, Love quotes for her, Romantic You May Also Like from Douglas Jerrold He was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain. By Douglas Jerrold Goodness, Kindness, Nice
After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. By Newt Hielscher Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
Figures won’t lie, but liars will figure. By Charles H. Grosvenor (attrib.) Accountants, Accounting, Facts, Funny, Lying
He was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain. By Douglas Jerrold Goodness, Kindness, Nice
