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Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Be as vague as possible: this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. By Harry Chapman Business, Committees, Doubt, Funny, Sarcastic
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In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. By Laurence J. Peter Bosses, Funny, Management
