Love is what happens to a man and woman who don’t know each other. W. Somerset Maugham Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic You May Also Like I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? By Jean Kerr Beauty, Funny, Humorous Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. By SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL Failure, Funny, Motivational, Success, Wise The closest to perfection a person comes is when he fills out a job application form. By STANLEY J. RANDALL Appearances, Funny The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. By Casey Stengel Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. By Grant Wood Funny, Ideas, Light, Originality Love like ours can never die! By Rudyard Kipling I love you, Love, Love quotes for her, Romantic You May Also Like from W. Somerset Maugham It is a funny thing about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it. By W. Somerset Maugham Excellence, Inspirational, Motivational, Uplifting Impropriety is the soul of wit. By W. Somerset Maugham Wit The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones. By W. Somerset Maugham Good, Habit Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature than in the young. By W. Somerset Maugham Creativity, Imagination The world is quickly bored by the recital of misfortune and willingly avoids the sight of distress. By W. Somerset Maugham Adversity You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humour teaches tolerance. By W. Somerset Maugham Humor, Tolerance
I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? By Jean Kerr Beauty, Funny, Humorous
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. By SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL Failure, Funny, Motivational, Success, Wise
The closest to perfection a person comes is when he fills out a job application form. By STANLEY J. RANDALL Appearances, Funny
The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. By Casey Stengel Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. By Grant Wood Funny, Ideas, Light, Originality
It is a funny thing about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it. By W. Somerset Maugham Excellence, Inspirational, Motivational, Uplifting
The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones. By W. Somerset Maugham Good, Habit
Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature than in the young. By W. Somerset Maugham Creativity, Imagination
The world is quickly bored by the recital of misfortune and willingly avoids the sight of distress. By W. Somerset Maugham Adversity
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humour teaches tolerance. By W. Somerset Maugham Humor, Tolerance
