Love is what happens to a man and woman who don’t know each other. W. Somerset Maugham Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic You May Also Like There is no love sincerer than the love of food. By George Bernard Shaw Diet, Food, Love Knowledge is power, if you know the right person. By Ethel Watts Mumford Funny, Knowledge, Power, Short There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. By Benjamin Disraeli Business, Funny, Lie, Statistics Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love. By Jane Austen Dissapointment, Friendship, Love, Thoughtful, Uplifting Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember, even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than you do. It knows whether or not that light really does go out when the refrigerator door shuts. By Anonymous Funny, Humbleness, Knowledge, Modesty Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? By Vladimir Nabokov Funny, Psychotherapy, Stranger, Therapist, Tolerance You May Also Like from W. Somerset Maugham At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely. By W. Somerset Maugham Food, Wise Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five. By W. Somerset Maugham Money, Rich, Success, Wise Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature than in the young. By W. Somerset Maugham Creativity, Imagination The world is quickly bored by the recital of misfortune and willingly avoids the sight of distress. By W. Somerset Maugham Adversity You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humour teaches tolerance. By W. Somerset Maugham Humor, Tolerance The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones. By W. Somerset Maugham Good, Habit
Knowledge is power, if you know the right person. By Ethel Watts Mumford Funny, Knowledge, Power, Short
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. By Benjamin Disraeli Business, Funny, Lie, Statistics
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love. By Jane Austen Dissapointment, Friendship, Love, Thoughtful, Uplifting
Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember, even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than you do. It knows whether or not that light really does go out when the refrigerator door shuts. By Anonymous Funny, Humbleness, Knowledge, Modesty
Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? By Vladimir Nabokov Funny, Psychotherapy, Stranger, Therapist, Tolerance
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely. By W. Somerset Maugham Food, Wise
Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five. By W. Somerset Maugham Money, Rich, Success, Wise
Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature than in the young. By W. Somerset Maugham Creativity, Imagination
The world is quickly bored by the recital of misfortune and willingly avoids the sight of distress. By W. Somerset Maugham Adversity
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humour teaches tolerance. By W. Somerset Maugham Humor, Tolerance
The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones. By W. Somerset Maugham Good, Habit