Love is what happens to a man and woman who don’t know each other. W. Somerset Maugham Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic You May Also Like I don’t deserve this, but then again, I have arthritis, and I don’t deserve that either. By Jack Benny, accepting an award Awards, Funny, Uplifting When love is suppressed hate takes its place. By Havelock Ellis Love, Relationship, Romantic The easiest way to stay awake during an after-dinner speech is to deliver it. By Herman Herst Jr. Funny, Public speaking Not a shred of evidence occurs in favor of the idea that life is serious. By Brendan Gill Bad day, Funny, Life, Positive, Wise When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. By Jimmy Breslin Addiction, Alcohol, Drink, Funny, Habits What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? By W. C. Fields Drink, Funny You May Also Like from W. Somerset Maugham Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five. By W. Somerset Maugham Money, Rich, Success, Wise The world is quickly bored by the recital of misfortune and willingly avoids the sight of distress. By W. Somerset Maugham Adversity It is a funny thing about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it. By W. Somerset Maugham Excellence, Inspirational, Motivational, Uplifting Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature than in the young. By W. Somerset Maugham Creativity, Imagination Impropriety is the soul of wit. By W. Somerset Maugham Wit The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones. By W. Somerset Maugham Good, Habit
I don’t deserve this, but then again, I have arthritis, and I don’t deserve that either. By Jack Benny, accepting an award Awards, Funny, Uplifting
The easiest way to stay awake during an after-dinner speech is to deliver it. By Herman Herst Jr. Funny, Public speaking
Not a shred of evidence occurs in favor of the idea that life is serious. By Brendan Gill Bad day, Funny, Life, Positive, Wise
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. By Jimmy Breslin Addiction, Alcohol, Drink, Funny, Habits
Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five. By W. Somerset Maugham Money, Rich, Success, Wise
The world is quickly bored by the recital of misfortune and willingly avoids the sight of distress. By W. Somerset Maugham Adversity
It is a funny thing about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it. By W. Somerset Maugham Excellence, Inspirational, Motivational, Uplifting
Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature than in the young. By W. Somerset Maugham Creativity, Imagination
The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones. By W. Somerset Maugham Good, Habit
