If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, then we did it. If anything goes real good, then you did it. Anonymous Bosses, Funny, Management You May Also Like My way of joking is to tell the truth; it’s the funniest joke in the world. By George Bernard Shaw Funny, Truth What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it. By Ambrose Bierce Bosses, Delegate, Management Sometimes I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet—and making meetings end. By Robert Orben Funny, Leadership, Meetings, Wise Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. By Tom Stoppard Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age, Wisdom Insanity is hereditary—you get it from your children. By Sam Levenson Children, Family, Funny, Insanity Wife: “You’re always wishing for something you haven’t got.” Husband: “What else is there to wish for?” By Anonymous Daily quotes, Funny, Unhappiness You May Also Like from Anonymous Keep your eye on the goal. By Anonymous Goals, Inspirational, Motivational, Strong No guts, no glory. By Anonymous Courage, Daily quotes, Daring, Life, Risk Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your children. By Anonymous Caregiving, Children, God Our homes need more electrical outlets, and more emotional outlets. By Anonymous Cute, Emotions Hope is the poor man’s bread. By Anonymous Hope Love your enemy—it’ll drive him nuts. By Anonymous Enemies
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it’s the funniest joke in the world. By George Bernard Shaw Funny, Truth
What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it. By Ambrose Bierce Bosses, Delegate, Management
Sometimes I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet—and making meetings end. By Robert Orben Funny, Leadership, Meetings, Wise
Insanity is hereditary—you get it from your children. By Sam Levenson Children, Family, Funny, Insanity
Wife: “You’re always wishing for something you haven’t got.” Husband: “What else is there to wish for?” By Anonymous Daily quotes, Funny, Unhappiness
