I won’t eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. Marty Feldman Bosses, Executives, Funny, Management, Politicians You May Also Like Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat. By Ann Landers Ambition, Daily quotes, Funny, Inspirational, Motivational Since the crash, my broker sleeps like a baby. He wakes up every two hours and cries. By Anonymous Brokers, Funny, Sarcastic, Stock market, Wall-Street An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. By Anonymous Conventions, Funny, Individuals, Resolution As a manager the important thing is not what happens when you are there, but what happens when you are not there. By KENNETH H. BLANCHARD Business, Leadership, Management A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. By Benjamin Franklin Funny, Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic When he who hears does not know what he who speaks means, and when he who speaks does not know what he himself means—that is philosophy. By Voltaire Funny, Philosophy, Thinking, Thought
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Since the crash, my broker sleeps like a baby. He wakes up every two hours and cries. By Anonymous Brokers, Funny, Sarcastic, Stock market, Wall-Street
An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. By Anonymous Conventions, Funny, Individuals, Resolution
As a manager the important thing is not what happens when you are there, but what happens when you are not there. By KENNETH H. BLANCHARD Business, Leadership, Management
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. By Benjamin Franklin Funny, Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic
When he who hears does not know what he who speaks means, and when he who speaks does not know what he himself means—that is philosophy. By Voltaire Funny, Philosophy, Thinking, Thought
