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Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. By Henry Ford Funny, Quotable, Thinking
A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. By Oscar Wilde Consultants, Funny, Ordinary, Sarcastic
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. By Noel Coward (attrib.) Funny, Memory
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. By Robert Frost Bosses, Funny, Management, Work
