Sometimes I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet—and making meetings end. By Robert Orben Funny, Leadership, Meetings, Wise
Meetings are indispensable when you don’t want to do anything. By Robert Frost Funny, Indispensable, Meetings
Meetings . . . are rather like cocktail parties. You don’t want to go, but you’re cross not to be asked. By Jilly Cooper Funny, Meetings
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. By Fred Allen Funny, Hopelessness, Inaction, Meetings, Team work
The Law of Triviality: Briefly stated, it means that the time spent on any item of the agenda will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved. By C. Northcote Parkinson Meetings
Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I’ll show you a person who doesn’t have enough to do. By Anonymous Action, Funny, Meetings, Team work
