Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I’ll show you a person who doesn’t have enough to do. Anonymous Action, Funny, Meetings, Team work You May Also Like We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. By Frank Moore Colby Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know you’re doing it, but nobody else does. By STEUART HENDERSON BRITT Advertising, Funny, Humorous, Sales It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. By Mark Twain Funny, Hard work, Humorous, Public speaking, Quotable Flattery is all right—if you don’t inhale. By Adlai Stevenson Compliment, Funny, Praise The closest to perfection a person comes is when he fills out a job application form. By STANLEY J. RANDALL Appearances, Funny The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling. By Ambrose Bierce Business, Funny, Gambling You May Also Like from Anonymous “Excuse me, but can you tell me how I can get to Carnegie Hall?” the tourist asked a New York City cop. “Practice, practice, practice,” he replied. By Anonymous Discipline, Funny, Hard work, Perseverance, Self-Discipline He who laughs last laughs loudest. By Anonymous Humor, Laughter If you chase two rabbits, both will escape. By Anonymous Advice, Focus When a man falls in love with himself, it’s usually the beginning of a life-long romance. By Anonymous Narcissism, Self-esteem If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy? By Anonymous Ignorance, Intelligence An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. By Anonymous Conventions, Funny, Individuals, Resolution
We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. By Frank Moore Colby Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know you’re doing it, but nobody else does. By STEUART HENDERSON BRITT Advertising, Funny, Humorous, Sales
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. By Mark Twain Funny, Hard work, Humorous, Public speaking, Quotable
The closest to perfection a person comes is when he fills out a job application form. By STANLEY J. RANDALL Appearances, Funny
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling. By Ambrose Bierce Business, Funny, Gambling
“Excuse me, but can you tell me how I can get to Carnegie Hall?” the tourist asked a New York City cop. “Practice, practice, practice,” he replied. By Anonymous Discipline, Funny, Hard work, Perseverance, Self-Discipline
When a man falls in love with himself, it’s usually the beginning of a life-long romance. By Anonymous Narcissism, Self-esteem
An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. By Anonymous Conventions, Funny, Individuals, Resolution
