A meeting is no substitute for progress. Anonymous Funny, Meetings, Progress, Team work You May Also Like Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? By Vladimir Nabokov Funny, Psychotherapy, Stranger, Therapist, Tolerance Life is a foreign language. All men mispronounce it. By Christopher Morley Funny, Life, Wisdom I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries. By Jules Renard Funny, Money, Sarcastic, Wisdom, Wise The reason men oppose progress is not that they hate progress, but that they love inertia. By Elbert Hubbard About change, Inertia, Life, Progress Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques. The comfortable ones are worn out by a single generation. By Anonymous Comfort, Daily quotes, Funny, Pleasure Chief executives, who themselves own a few shares of their companies, have no more feeling for the average stockholder than they do for baboons in Africa. By T. Boone Pickens Bosses, Executives, Funny, Leadership, Management You May Also Like from Anonymous If you were paid ten cents for every kind word you ever spoke, and had to pay out five cents for every unkind word, would you be rich or poor? By Anonymous Kindness, Positive, Powerful A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. By Anonymous Committees, Funny, Sarcasm, Sarcastic Rule No. 1: The client is always right. Rule No. 2: If the client is ever wrong, reread Rule No. 1. By Anonymous Business, Clients, Marketing You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. By Anonymous Critic, Praise If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. By Anonymous Economics, Funny, Value, Wise Always expect the worst, and when it comes, make the best of it. By Anonymous Motivational, Optimist
Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? By Vladimir Nabokov Funny, Psychotherapy, Stranger, Therapist, Tolerance
I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries. By Jules Renard Funny, Money, Sarcastic, Wisdom, Wise
The reason men oppose progress is not that they hate progress, but that they love inertia. By Elbert Hubbard About change, Inertia, Life, Progress
Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques. The comfortable ones are worn out by a single generation. By Anonymous Comfort, Daily quotes, Funny, Pleasure
Chief executives, who themselves own a few shares of their companies, have no more feeling for the average stockholder than they do for baboons in Africa. By T. Boone Pickens Bosses, Executives, Funny, Leadership, Management
If you were paid ten cents for every kind word you ever spoke, and had to pay out five cents for every unkind word, would you be rich or poor? By Anonymous Kindness, Positive, Powerful
A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. By Anonymous Committees, Funny, Sarcasm, Sarcastic
Rule No. 1: The client is always right. Rule No. 2: If the client is ever wrong, reread Rule No. 1. By Anonymous Business, Clients, Marketing
