A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen Funny, Hopelessness, Inaction, Meetings, Team work You May Also Like The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Funny, Intellectual, Taxes Computers are definitely smarter than people. When’s the last time you heard of six computers getting together to form a committee? :) By Anonymous Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcasm The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons. By Ralph Waldo Emerson Funny, Trust Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. By Albert Einstein Funny, Humorous, Memorable, Quotable, Stupidity An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what’s cooking. By Anonymous Experts, Funny, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic A man doesn’t live by bread alone. He needs buttering up once in a while. By Robert H. Henry Funny, Praise You May Also Like from Fred Allen Advertising agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. By Fred Allen Advertising, Sarcastic He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. By Fred Allen Funny, Praise
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Funny, Intellectual, Taxes
Computers are definitely smarter than people. When’s the last time you heard of six computers getting together to form a committee? :) By Anonymous Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcasm
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons. By Ralph Waldo Emerson Funny, Trust
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. By Albert Einstein Funny, Humorous, Memorable, Quotable, Stupidity
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what’s cooking. By Anonymous Experts, Funny, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic
A man doesn’t live by bread alone. He needs buttering up once in a while. By Robert H. Henry Funny, Praise
Advertising agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. By Fred Allen Advertising, Sarcastic
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. By Fred Allen Funny, Praise
