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Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. By Doc Blakeley Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
Time: that which man is always trying to kill, but which ends in killing him. By Herbert Spencer Funny, Time, Timing, Wise
A speech is a solemn responsibility. The man who makes a bad thirty-minute speech to two hundred people wastes only a half hour of his own time. But he wastes one hundred hours of the audience’s time which should be a hanging offense. By Jenkin Lloyd Jones Funny, Public speaking, Wise
When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn’t got any. By Edgar Watson Howe Money, Poor
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me. By Hunter S. Thompson Abstinence, Alcohol, Funny, Moderation, Sarcastic
Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember, even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than you do. It knows whether or not that light really does go out when the refrigerator door shuts. By Anonymous Funny, Humbleness, Knowledge, Modesty
My friends all told me I’d never be anything but a failure at this business, so I decided to do something about it—I went out and made some new friends. By Anonymous Failure, Friends
