Money is like manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot of good, but if you pile it up in one place, it stinks like hell. Clint W. Murchison Funny, Giving back, Money, Wealth You May Also Like His wealth is superior to him. By West African saying Economics, Sarcastic, Value, Wealth What orators lack in depth they make up for in length By Baron de Montesquieu Funny, Public speaking After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. By Newt Hielscher Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? By Washington Irving Diet, Dieting, Funny Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know you’re doing it, but nobody else does. By STEUART HENDERSON BRITT Advertising, Funny, Humorous, Sales When you are about thirty-five years old, something terrible always happens to music. By Steve Race Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age, Music
After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. By Newt Hielscher Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? By Washington Irving Diet, Dieting, Funny
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know you’re doing it, but nobody else does. By STEUART HENDERSON BRITT Advertising, Funny, Humorous, Sales
When you are about thirty-five years old, something terrible always happens to music. By Steve Race Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age, Music
