Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex: you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did. James Baldwin Funny, Money, Sex You May Also Like Psychiatrists say it’s not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. By Harold Smith Economics, Funny, Sarcastic, Taxes, Therapist I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. :) By Joe E. Lewis Diet, Dieting, Funny Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert. By Laurence Peter Consultants, Expert, Funny, Luck, Probability I have always considered applause at the beginning of a lecture a manifestation of faith. If it comes in the middle, it is a sign of hope. And if it comes at the end, it is always charity. By Abraham R. Besdin Funny, Public speaking Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They know how it’s done; they’ve seen it done every day; but they’re unable to do it themselves. By BRENDAN BEHAN Criticism, Funny, Wise Most of the evils of life arise from man’s inability to sit still in a room. By Blaise Pascal Funny, Life, Sarcastic You May Also Like from James Baldwin To defend one’s self against fear is simply to ensure that one will, one day, be conquered by it; fears must be faced. By James Baldwin Anxiety, Fear, Inspirational, Positive, Uplifting If you’re afraid to die, you will not be able to live. By James Baldwin Death, Life, Wise Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them. By James Baldwin Children, Example
Psychiatrists say it’s not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. By Harold Smith Economics, Funny, Sarcastic, Taxes, Therapist
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. :) By Joe E. Lewis Diet, Dieting, Funny
Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert. By Laurence Peter Consultants, Expert, Funny, Luck, Probability
I have always considered applause at the beginning of a lecture a manifestation of faith. If it comes in the middle, it is a sign of hope. And if it comes at the end, it is always charity. By Abraham R. Besdin Funny, Public speaking
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They know how it’s done; they’ve seen it done every day; but they’re unable to do it themselves. By BRENDAN BEHAN Criticism, Funny, Wise
Most of the evils of life arise from man’s inability to sit still in a room. By Blaise Pascal Funny, Life, Sarcastic
To defend one’s self against fear is simply to ensure that one will, one day, be conquered by it; fears must be faced. By James Baldwin Anxiety, Fear, Inspirational, Positive, Uplifting
Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them. By James Baldwin Children, Example
