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“Resource-constrained environment” [are] fancy Pentagon words that mean there isn’t enough money to go around. By Gen. John W. Vessey Jr. Money, Resources, Scarcity
The art of prophecy is very difficult, especially with respect to the future. By Mark Twain Funny, Future, Projections
It’s not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid—it’s the bum steers. By Chuck Hillis Business, Funny
