People who say money can’t buy happiness just don’t know where to shop. Tom Shivers Funny, Money, Shopping You May Also Like Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. :) By Anonymous Diet, Dieting, Funny To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. By Robert Copeland Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic Nothing except the mint can make money without advertising. By THOMAS B. MACAULAY Advertising, Money Love is like the measles—all the worse when it comes late in life. By Douglas Jerrold Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. :) By Joe E. Lewis Diet, Dieting, Funny Money is applause. By JACQUELINE SUSANN Money
To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. By Robert Copeland Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
Love is like the measles—all the worse when it comes late in life. By Douglas Jerrold Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. :) By Joe E. Lewis Diet, Dieting, Funny
