When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion. Voltaire Money, Sarcastic You May Also Like Gresham’s Law: Bad money drives good money out of circulation. By Anonymous Credit, Economics, Money A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing. By Joey Adams Expensive, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme / But money gives me pleasure all the time. By Hilaire Belloc Money, Pleasure It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. By Blackie Sherrod Army, Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic Sign above bank teller’s stations: TO ERR IS HUMAN; TO FORGIVE IS NOT BANK POLICY. By Anonymous Bankers, Banking, Forgiving, Funny, Sarcastic We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. By Frank Moore Colby Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic You May Also Like from Voltaire Man is the only animal that laughs, drinks when he is not thirsty, and makes love at all seasons of the year. By Voltaire Life Prejudice is an opinion without judgment. By Voltaire Opinion, Prejudice Ask a toad what is beauty. … He will answer that it is a female with two great round eyes coming out of her little head, a large flat mouth, a yellow belly, and a brown back. By Voltaire Beauty What is madness? To have erroneous perceptions and to reason correctly from them. By Voltaire Insanity There is only one morality, as there is only one geometry. By Voltaire Ethics, Morality The best way to be boring is to leave nothing out. By Voltaire Boredom, Quotable, Short, Wise
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing. By Joey Adams Expensive, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme / But money gives me pleasure all the time. By Hilaire Belloc Money, Pleasure
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. By Blackie Sherrod Army, Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
Sign above bank teller’s stations: TO ERR IS HUMAN; TO FORGIVE IS NOT BANK POLICY. By Anonymous Bankers, Banking, Forgiving, Funny, Sarcastic
We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. By Frank Moore Colby Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
Man is the only animal that laughs, drinks when he is not thirsty, and makes love at all seasons of the year. By Voltaire Life
Ask a toad what is beauty. … He will answer that it is a female with two great round eyes coming out of her little head, a large flat mouth, a yellow belly, and a brown back. By Voltaire Beauty
What is madness? To have erroneous perceptions and to reason correctly from them. By Voltaire Insanity
