When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion. Voltaire Money, Sarcastic You May Also Like The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. By Bhp. Fulton J. Sheen Business, Lie, Sarcastic Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago it took two people to carry ten dollars’ worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it. By Henny Youngman America, Economics, Inflation, Sarcastic There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income. By Edmund Wilson Income, Money People who say money can’t buy happiness just don’t know where to shop. By Tom Shivers Funny, Money, Shopping Professionals built the Titanic; amateurs built the Ark. By Anonymous Experts, Jobs, Occupations, Professionals, Sarcastic Business? It’s quite simple. It’s other people’s money. By Alexandre Dumas (fils) Business, Funny, Sarcastic You May Also Like from Voltaire Ask a toad what is beauty. … He will answer that it is a female with two great round eyes coming out of her little head, a large flat mouth, a yellow belly, and a brown back. By Voltaire Beauty The best way to be boring is to leave nothing out. By Voltaire Boredom, Quotable, Short, Wise It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere. By Voltaire Fools Man is the only animal that laughs, drinks when he is not thirsty, and makes love at all seasons of the year. By Voltaire Life The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. By Voltaire Boredom There is only one morality, as there is only one geometry. By Voltaire Ethics, Morality
The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. By Bhp. Fulton J. Sheen Business, Lie, Sarcastic
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago it took two people to carry ten dollars’ worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it. By Henny Youngman America, Economics, Inflation, Sarcastic
People who say money can’t buy happiness just don’t know where to shop. By Tom Shivers Funny, Money, Shopping
Professionals built the Titanic; amateurs built the Ark. By Anonymous Experts, Jobs, Occupations, Professionals, Sarcastic
Business? It’s quite simple. It’s other people’s money. By Alexandre Dumas (fils) Business, Funny, Sarcastic
Ask a toad what is beauty. … He will answer that it is a female with two great round eyes coming out of her little head, a large flat mouth, a yellow belly, and a brown back. By Voltaire Beauty
Man is the only animal that laughs, drinks when he is not thirsty, and makes love at all seasons of the year. By Voltaire Life
