When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion. Voltaire Money, Sarcastic You May Also Like Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Be as vague as possible: this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. By Harry Chapman Business, Committees, Doubt, Funny, Sarcastic Money speaks sense in a language all nations understand. By Aphra Behn Money, Nation, Power Inflation is when you never had anything and now even that’s gone. By Anonymous Economics, Inflation, Sarcastic Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. By Josh Billings Borrowing, Credit, Economics, Income, Sarcastic Money remains the same, it is merely the pockets that change. By Gertrude Stein Money Money can’t buy love. By Anonymous Love, Money, Romantic You May Also Like from Voltaire The best way to be boring is to leave nothing out. By Voltaire Boredom, Quotable, Short, Wise It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere. By Voltaire Fools The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. By Voltaire Boredom Man is the only animal that laughs, drinks when he is not thirsty, and makes love at all seasons of the year. By Voltaire Life When he who hears does not know what he who speaks means, and when he who speaks does not know what he himself means—that is philosophy. By Voltaire Funny, Philosophy, Thinking, Thought Ask a toad what is beauty. … He will answer that it is a female with two great round eyes coming out of her little head, a large flat mouth, a yellow belly, and a brown back. By Voltaire Beauty
Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Be as vague as possible: this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. By Harry Chapman Business, Committees, Doubt, Funny, Sarcastic
Inflation is when you never had anything and now even that’s gone. By Anonymous Economics, Inflation, Sarcastic
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. By Josh Billings Borrowing, Credit, Economics, Income, Sarcastic
Man is the only animal that laughs, drinks when he is not thirsty, and makes love at all seasons of the year. By Voltaire Life
When he who hears does not know what he who speaks means, and when he who speaks does not know what he himself means—that is philosophy. By Voltaire Funny, Philosophy, Thinking, Thought
Ask a toad what is beauty. … He will answer that it is a female with two great round eyes coming out of her little head, a large flat mouth, a yellow belly, and a brown back. By Voltaire Beauty
