All professions are conspiracies against the laity. George Bernard Shaw Jobs, Occupations You May Also Like Even when all the experts agree, they may well be mistaken. By Bertrand Russell Experts, Jobs, Occupations No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. By George Bernard Shaw Consultants, Funny, Jobs, Sarcastic, Specialists Incomprehensible jargon is the hallmark of a profession. By Kingman Brewster Experts, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic An expert is a man who makes his mistakes quietly. By Anonymous Experts, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic If I were starting life all over again, I would go into the advertising business; it has risen with ever-growing rapidity to the dignity of an art. By Franklin D. Roosevelt Advertising, Jobs An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what’s cooking. By Anonymous Experts, Funny, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic You May Also Like from George Bernard Shaw I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation. By George Bernard Shaw Funny, Public speaking I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worthwhile. By George Bernard Shaw Convalescence, Funny, Health, Illness Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. By George Bernard Shaw Death, Funny, Laughing, Life, Sarcastic You don’t learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. By George Bernard Shaw Inspirational, Motivational, Powerful, Success, Wise My way of joking is to tell the truth; it’s the funniest joke in the world. By George Bernard Shaw Funny, Truth The price of ability does not depend on merit, but on supply and demand. By George Bernard Shaw Economics, Merit, Supply and demand, Thrift
Even when all the experts agree, they may well be mistaken. By Bertrand Russell Experts, Jobs, Occupations
No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. By George Bernard Shaw Consultants, Funny, Jobs, Sarcastic, Specialists
Incomprehensible jargon is the hallmark of a profession. By Kingman Brewster Experts, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic
An expert is a man who makes his mistakes quietly. By Anonymous Experts, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic
If I were starting life all over again, I would go into the advertising business; it has risen with ever-growing rapidity to the dignity of an art. By Franklin D. Roosevelt Advertising, Jobs
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what’s cooking. By Anonymous Experts, Funny, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation. By George Bernard Shaw Funny, Public speaking
I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worthwhile. By George Bernard Shaw Convalescence, Funny, Health, Illness
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. By George Bernard Shaw Death, Funny, Laughing, Life, Sarcastic
You don’t learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. By George Bernard Shaw Inspirational, Motivational, Powerful, Success, Wise
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it’s the funniest joke in the world. By George Bernard Shaw Funny, Truth
The price of ability does not depend on merit, but on supply and demand. By George Bernard Shaw Economics, Merit, Supply and demand, Thrift
